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You'd Think That My 17 Year Old Son Would Hide His Stuff Better. I Had A Feeling That He Was Doing Drugs,

You'd think that my 17 year old son would hide his stuff better. I had a feeling that he was doing drugs, but I didn't think that it was an experimental muscle growth pill he'd been developing for his chemistry class.
I was just an average retiree off of business, so when I found the pill in his jeans pocket while washing, I looked at it, thinking it looked like one of my vitamins. Without hesitation, I popped the pill in my mouth. The moment I swallowed the pill, my stomach gurgled and squirmed. I screamed in agonizing pain as my body went into an extreme reaction from the pill. My body crackled as my spine elongated. My limbs shot out, looking more like monkey arms.
My arms began to vibrate, and my veins began to pulse and thicken, traveling like roots up my arms. I couldn't believe it, I had never worked out a day in my life, so it was bizarre to see that the fat in my arms started to burn off. My chest bounced up and down, as my pecs began to widen and grow, popping the buttons off my shirt. Pop, Pop, Pop. My shoulders widened out, I'm gonna look real intimidating now to my bowling league. Damn even my biceps are huge, the poor bowling pins won't stand a chance! I look so strong damn. And these abs, like little bricks!
Oh damn my son just got home, he's gonna be so pissed! But who cares, I'm the head of the house anyways, makes sense that I look the part now too. I'm just gonna yell at my son and make him clean the entire house as punishment for keeping loose pills in his pants. This is gonna be fun...
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My life is mostly about travelling around the world. In my journey I heard from an old lady that in the valleys far north people will experience the most change in their lifetime.
Finally got there after some weeks and I can't believe how beautiful the scenery was and thought this was what the old lady told me about.
In the night as I was about to sleep, I saw that the stars seem to be glowing brighter and there was fog that suddenly surround me. I thought i was going crazy now because i hear something like people chanting, then suddenly i passed out.
When i woke up my body felt the roughness of the ground. I stood up and removed the dust on me but oddly enough i was touching my bare torso and felt bulges where there shouldn't.
I looked at my body and what a change really happened. My body grew so much that i was 2 heads higher than dried tree near me, and about twice the width.
My body was adorned with muscles to die for everything bulging and full of strength, I even tried lifting a boulder and was surpised how easy it was.
I was now leaving the valley now but i did one last look and was thanking in my head the old lady and whatever thing that changed me.

Every year on the day before halloween, I cast a spell to call forth the soul of my deceased lover.
And every year he comes without fail, possessing a body of whom he likes.
To my excitement when he comes, he always gives me a big surprise. A really BIG surprise.

Shit. I really should've bought the bodybuilder bodysuit plus, which has more features.
Even though I look this big my strength isn't on par. How would I know that what made it cost more than twice the price.
Atleast the size of my junk is on par with this body. I just hope my hook-ups won't ask to carry them to bed or something.

Going to my father's house I saw an old man asking for change or food.
For the spirit of christmas I gave him money and even some food I brought.
He cried a tear and thank me, then gave me a bottle. He said to make a wish and open it.
It was bit weird, but i accepted it and went on my way. Looking back the man disappeared.
As soon as i got to my fathers' I placed everything on the table. My father was there and was curious about the empty bottle.
I said what happened and we laughed. Would be funny if it workd he said as he took the bottle, wished and opened it.
I coukd only gaoe as the man in front of me still had my fathers face, but the body that came with it must be some Mister Olympia.
Uhm I guess it works my father says in his new deep voice.
Think it can work on you?

Babe i know you're trying to be cute and all but you have a different body now. Just look how big and jacked you are, heck you're more of a man than my previous body before the shift.
I know it's still hard to adjust but you can still act cute when we go back home and spoil you like before.
