Hell Yeah. All These Things Are One Hundred Percent Accurate. I Knew I Was Getting Older When I Started

Hell yeah. All these things are one hundred percent accurate. I knew I was getting older when I started listening to my mom's oldies radio station. I now embrace being 40 with all my heart.

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

Amen.

One.

*thinking how it's time i move on from tros, i've thought about all its flaws long enough, there's nothing left for me to be upset about*

my brain:

I say it with the words of Matt the radar technician: "Exactly! Exactly!"

I don’t think Disney actually gets why everyone is so upset about Ben Solo. 

He was the first non-toxically masculine and emotionally vulnerable male character in a big movie franchise. He was a byronic hero and was a character that was written incorporating the female and queer audience. Also incorporated the men who were relentlessly ridiculed for having any amount of emotional intelligence and vulnerability growing up. He cried. He held the hand of his lover and told her that she wasn’t alone. He begged her for companionship. He was human and loving. He wasn’t a caricature “villain,” just a broken boy who was hiding behind a mask to protect himself. 

And then you kept the pew pew flyboy alive to satisfy the dudebros and killed off the actually complex and well-rounded male character. 

That is sickening. 

So..what if the world between worlds portal is right on Exogol maybe even where Ben fell off that cliff?

#TROS

Does anyone else feel like they're mourning Ben more than his literal bond/soul mate???