Im Kinda Sad The Physical Archetype Is Described As "be Dumb Hit Things" Bc It Makes High Phys Sound

im kinda sad the physical archetype is described as "be dumb hit things" bc it makes high phys sound boring when honestly it's the most unhinged way to play the game. ripping off trashlids with my amazing (homophobic) muscles When someone tries to talk to me I first hallucinate that they called me a faggot and every line of thinking ever leads me back to cocaine eventually. pause what im doing after I say something a little too whimsical bc I received visions of air currents

commission for @/aaaaaagentslim 💚🌟

I am a legitimate believer that Kris Dreemurr has attempted to make a sort of "deal with the devil" with Gaster (or a Gaster equivalent) inside the bunker when they were younger. Not only that, but it was a "Deal Gone Wrong", similar to Spamton, and it caused them to be controlled. Maybe they attempted to summon a Demon using the sketchy techniques they've learned in their "demon summoning classes", and that demon took possession of their body prior to Gaster's device doing the same, accidentally or not. Either way, something of the sort has happened there, and long before we took over.

If you ask me, their wish was to become a monster. :P

Tim Wilson (American, b. 1970, Newport News, VA, USA, based Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Stairway VIII, 2023, Paintings: Oil on Paper on Linen Panel

Mike's full name is going to be Mike Rook Phone (microphone) trust