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can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her

I love Caroline_Winkler
no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,
For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for an intervention.
I'll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we'll have a serious talk.






jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.



there is an insane amount of antisemitism floating around right now.
i just want to say:
this blog loves and supports jewish people.
this blog does NOT conflate the israeli government, or the atrocities it commits, with jewish people.
this blog is disgusted with those who use or express antisemitism.
this blog knows that if someone needs to invoke antisemitism, they do not actually care about helping palestine or the palestinian people.
this blog will do its best to insure that it remains a safe space for all.
“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate
This may be a hot take, but I think if you’re able to tell the Robins apart, you should be able to tell the Hawk characters apart


Updating my sovereign citizen routines with this
Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick!

I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit
i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone



I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset
Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan