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Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.
This has been a PSA
we're mutuals but i want to end it without offending you sorry.....
it's fine
u, joking w ur scorpio friend: haha ur so stupid lol!
ur scorpio friend: i hope ur whole entire family dies you ugly ass bitch
bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches
yes dear students, i understand and acknowledge the glaring issues with this movie
but holy fuck i want to be elio so bad ok ? i want to be effortlessly gorgeous and tragic and pretty goddammit
Call Me by Your Name movie (2017) moodboard
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When all seems bad, shitty text posts are what gets me smilin' :)
i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this
welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:
leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)
leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch
staring into the fridge and whining
plain rice
tuna straight from the can
tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*
something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care
something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly
something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options
canned soup
cheese???????
peanut??? butter?????????????
guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week
oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer
the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort
the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs
12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours
Five minutes into the start of the campaign: “I’m gonna set the spiderwebs on fire.” then proceeded to burn down the forest we had to go into to save the innkeeper’s daughter.
