OMFG... So The Key The Alex's Building Broke.

OMFG... So the key the Alex's building broke.

I called a locksmith and he was like "I'm not gonna bother coming down just to copy a key, go to Home Depot".

I go to Home Depot, they can't copy it because it’s broken and would get stuck in their key machine.

I call the locksmith back saying it's his fault i'm locked out of the building now. He sends a guy over who charges me 120 dollars to OPEN THE FRONT DOOR and then tells me to "stop giving me an attitude, it’s not MY FAULT"?! YES IT IS, YOU LYING FUCK.

OH AND THE LOCKSMITH REFUSES TO COPY THE KEY, so I’m stuck here for an ENTIRE DAY and had to miss Monchichi’s vet appointment.

there should be a seperate genre for anime thats good

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

:/

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

When the bard uses intimidate