clobbersaurusrex - Boys whatever, Cats forever
Boys whatever, Cats forever

Just your local writer, artist, and grouchy old

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Step-Mom: We All Knew There Was Something Wrong With You, But When We Took You To Get Help, You Were

Step-Mom: We all knew there was something wrong with you, but when we took you to get help, you were acting like *mocking, melodramatic whine* YOU ALL THINK I’M CRAZY-- Yeah, wow, telling me we were going to go to the movies and then leaving me in a strange psychiatrist’s office when I was a 14 year old kid without explaining anything sure made it clear that this was for MY benefit, thank you, best mother of the year award.


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3 years ago

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk


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3 years ago

Every. Single. Day. 🔊 

IG/TikTok: @adamshields23


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3 years ago

am i like the only person who gets a little ‘mmmm’ about fans who see an Asian character and decide to change them to “make better representation” and obviously:

a) don’t know there are dark-skinned Asians b) don’t know there are mixed Asians c) keep perpetuating the stereotype that All Asians are white adjacent


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3 years ago
A Terrifying Chair That I Would Never Sit In

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in