I Forgot My Knife Kit So I Had To Go Back Home, But I Hope All My Asshole Classmates Think I Dropped

I forgot my knife kit so I had to go back home, but I hope all my asshole classmates think I dropped out so they all are relieved I’m gone today then I can see their faces when I shatter their pathetic dreams into a million tiny pieces tomorrow.

That’s right, fuckers!!! You can’t get rid of me that easily, I am eternal, I am everywhere-

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.

never met a less helpful dog just stood there. like a bozo

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

Learn to read and maybe you can join in on the discussion like an adult instead of making pithy little comments that don’t make an ounce of difference, idk what to tell you dude

i dont think people can just enjoy things anymore. and i dont mean this in a "just let people enjoy things" way i mean people REFUSE to engage with and enjoy something for what it is. the way headcanons and quirky fanart and edits and aus comes before even Knowing The Basic Fucking Themes isnt enjoying something. i refuse to acknowledge it as enjoying any piece of art. it's commodification and i miss seeing blog posts that were essays abt the themes of something instead of people trying to make kwerky hcs abt how two guys can kiss. i get not everything is meant to be high art but id rather over-read something than live in the vapid hellscape of whatever people are doing in fandom these days