It Kinda Fucks Me Up How Bulma Literally Looked At Vegeta, Said I Can Fix Him, And Actually Succeeded

It kinda fucks me up how Bulma literally looked at Vegeta, said “I can fix him,” and actually succeeded

Damn… just when I thought Fairy Gala Ortho couldn’t look more beautiful🤩

Look at them, they're so beautiful 😭✨️

Groovy of Fairy Gala 2 Cards

The Secret World of Arrietty (借りぐらしのアリエッティ), dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi (2010)

May I request the brothers with an MC who does martial arts and is kind of a menace? Like, they won't start conflict with anyone, just for the sake of violence. But of some jerk/bully demon harassed them enough they'd definitely kick the bully off his feet and throw him. I'm thinking the kind of MC who would try to strike Belphie's throat when he starts doing what he does in ch. 16. (I love your writing BTW. I hope you're having a great day. Remember to hydrate, rest and eat. :D)

(Awww! Thank you! I’ll definitely be sure to consume all my daily requirements! :D)

MC is a Martial Arts Master!

Lucifer

When Lucifer first saw MC flip a demon twice their height, he just about had a stroke then and there. What the hell are they feeding the humans up there??? Steroids and raw eggs???

According to MC, who was happy to explain, it’s just a matter of safely shifting one’s opponent’s weight. Well… at least MC will be somewhat safe down in the Devildom… who would expect a human to be able to do that?

Lucifer goes about his business as usual, but on one particular day, he gets curious.

He asks the human what kinds of fighting styles they’re sufficiently trained in, and they reply with “Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Fu-”

Lucifer’s eyebrows nearly shot upwards off his face. The human was this talented???? Huh… oh well. Impressive, but Lucifer had other matters to attend to-

MC IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO GIVE LUCIFER’S BROTHERS LESSONS. THE PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED. I REPEAT, THE ELDERLY PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

Mammon

Honestly, Mammon is really hyped. He loves action movies, and any good action movie has a hero who can kick ass!

Any time the two of them watch an action movie together, Mammon points at the screen and asks “hey can you do that?”

No matter how ridiculous, he’s gonna ask. No Mammon, no normal human can backflip-kick someone while falling from an on-fire train.

Oh well! Not all is lost! Maybe he can set up some kinda underground fight club in order to rake in some extra dough… hmmmm… heh, oi, human, ya interested?

Even if MC says yes, Mammon will be promptly stopped by the brothers with brain cells at their disposal. Tsk… damn. Hey, MC, ya wanna teach your first man some fightin’ moves?

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like in every shonen anime ever! MC’s just going to get stronger and stronger, until eventually they’re able to destroy anyone who dares challenge them!

Levi is going to sit and watch from the sidelines with popcorn and some glow sticks to cheer his favourite human on!

*sigh* his human is so cool…

Now, Levi knows hand to hand combat, but… he’s just better at it in games. He’s more of a strategist. Huh… maybe he can hire MC to train some of his troops! Or maybe… he could teach MC how to use a sword, or a trident!

MC and Levi are battle buds now! Good god Levi, why did you give them a sharp object?

Satan

Now, Satan has spent thousands of years studying all manners of things, including fighting techniques and styles. He might be a bit out of practice, but he’s up for a sparring match-

Aaaaaaaand angry nerd got flipped. Easily… pathetically easily. Wow… is MC free for lessons? He’d like to… find a way to royally embarrass Lucifer.

After training, Satan is always ready to elegantly decompress. And by elegantly decompress, he means flop on the library couch right next to MC and… groan. He’s a little sore.

Once Satan’s body gets used to the constant fighting exercise, he’s the one who starts taking care of MC after training. He starts reading to MC as they relax on their bed together… wholesome stuff like that.

Now, Satan’s a smart guy, whenever MC is off being ridiculous and a menace, he’s nowhere nearby. But he’s got eyes everywhere… he’ll be sure to find out about all of MC’s shennaniganery for inspiration on how to fuck with Lucifer!

Asmodeus

“…hey, Mx. No Name Kid, 🎶 just who might you be? And would you fiiiiiiiight for me~ 🎶?”

Asmo just thinks it would be very romantic if someone fought someone on his behalf… save him from something dangerous, whisk him away to a lone retreat for some-

Okay that’s enough. Anyway, Asmo isn’t one for intense exercise or physical fights. Our sweet Avatar of Lust is more on the side of easily ripping someone to shreds and then moving on, a whole long fight just seems… yucky.

But Asmo is always ready to run MC a bath if some of their shenanigans gets them all messed up. He’s also willing to play nurse if MC wants~

All in all, supportive demon bestie/boyfriend, he’ll cheer MC on and film their ridiculousness!

Beelzebub

We all know Beel is a big dude, but MC has flipped bigger! They can do this!

No they could not. Beel got half-flipped then nearly landed on top of MC. It wasn’t even romantic! MC almost died!

As confused and bewildered as Beel was, he was quick to make sure MC was okay. Would Beel hugs fix this? Probably not considering MC was trying to prevent broken bones.

As different as Beel’s kind of fitness and MC’s kind of fitness is, he is totally down to train with MC.

Listen, when you see Beelzebub weight training the human exchange student, mind ya business, they’re trying to get shredded.

Belphegor

Okay listen, the throat punch and the absolute ASS BEATING that was given to him in the attic before he was finally able to “kill” MC was not very becoming of Belphie… ugh… it was very embarrassing, but in his defence- he uh… was half asleep! Yeah!

Anyway, Belphie doesn’t exactly care too much about MC’s fitness and martial arts training. He’s more concerned with fitness this whole blanket around the two of them while they nap together.

Well, okay, saying he doesn’t care is a bit of a stretch. It is impressive, but Belphie is more amazed by MC’s penchant for causing chaos and turning more of Lucifer’s hair grey.

Call him MC’s lazy new assistant because FUCK YEAH, HE’S GOING TO JUDO FLIP THAT PEACOCK IF IT KILLS HIM.

(It probably will)

pride SHOULD have weirdos and freaks actually. it shouldnt be sanitized and full of cookie cutter cis white thin ppl. say queer make out in the streets wear leather bring back flagging. stop trying to turn pride into a fun event for cishet families. queer ppl arent zoo exhibits. i want to see angry queers shouting their pride in the streets not be bombarded with rainbow pens from banks. keep pride a riot.

Imagine this

|Twisted Wonderland|

Mc introduced the first years, plus Ortho, two popular games from their world: DOOM Eternal and Animal Crossing: New Horizon

ft. Vil, Riddle, Idia, and Malleus

Let’s just say Twisted Wonderland has its own version of Nintendo Switch but the two games miraculously worked because of technology. And thanks to Ortho, he made several copies of those two games for everyone. 

Both Ace and Deuce like DOOM Eternal. Surely, they both are the type of guys playing those types of games. Deuce tried to make up excuses to not play the game; like how it’s a game for delinquents and he’s trying to be a model student. Although, the game was too addictive to him and he couldn’t stop playing. 

Epel on the other hand, fell in love with DOOM. A game where you can shoot and slay demons!? HELL YEAH! That sounds hardcore and manly! He, along with Ace and Deuce, played together every night. 

Let me tell you about these three: They are those people who would stay up late at night just to play their game, then pretend to sleep when their parent, aka Vil and Riddle, checks up on them. 

Ace and Deuce tried to do that once, but one of them accidentally left the switch on with the volume up. Riddle caught both of them in the act and confiscated their switch. 

Epel, who was on voice chat while playing with them, heard what happened and quickly fell asleep to avoid getting the same situation but with Vil. Luckily Vil didn’t catch him, but unfortunately, he doesn’t need to catch the boy that night since his eyebags already tell him enough. Epel ended up admitting he stayed up just to play his game and got his switch confiscated as well. 

You felt pity whenever you see their sad faces, so you decided to have a little chat with the two house wardens. I don’t think they blamed you at all. Sure, you did introduce the game to them, but it was their fault for taking advantage and breaking the rules. 

You manage to convince them to let the three first years play on their console, but on a few conditions: They are only allowed to play inside the Ramshackle dorm. They will need to give you their console after gaming and return to their dorm at night before curfew. Both dorm leaders trusted you for this. After all, you were the one taking care of them. Ace, Deuce, and Epel would come during the weekends to play DOOM together. You used one of the rooms in Ramshackle where you can play video games with them. 

Congratulations, the Ramshackle now officially has a gaming room. You and the rest of the first-year friend group would have a game night every Friday. Sadly for Grim, all he can do is watch you guys play because he has no thumbs.

Ace didn’t like Animal Crossing, he thought it was boring. Deuce and Epel tried the game as well, but they preferred games that are thrilling. 

Jack is not a big fan of video games, but he plays them often due to his little siblings. He tried both games but personally chose Animal Crossing over DOOM. He’s too embarrassed to admit it and only kept it to himself until one day. You were looking for Jack to ask if he could help you study one subject you’re having trouble with. You knocked at the door but there was no answer. You opened the door slightly to see him sitting on his bed with his back in front of you. He’s wearing earbuds that were fit for him. You walked closer just to see him playing on his switch. 

“Hey Jack, are you busy- Wait... Are you playing Animal Crossing?” 

“(Y-Y/N)! IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” 

Poor boy was too embarrassed and tried to make up excuses. You told him it's okay for him to play these kinds of games and there was nothing to be embarrassed about. You forgot about studying and asked him if he would like to visit your island. You two are now animal crossing buddies. Little fun fact, he gave you a flower on his first visit to your island as a gift. Such a very good boy! 

Ortho like- No, LOVES Animal Crossing. Who could blame him though? The game is very cute and peaceful! He loves interacting with the residents and befriending them. He made a copy of the game and forced Idia to play as well just so they can visit each other’s island. Surprisingly, Idia actually liked it. It may not be his cup of tea, but he understands why his little brother enjoys the game. 

Ortho also told Idia about the gaming room in Ramshackle dorm which held a game night every Friday. You were shocked to see the shut-in dorm leader in the front of your door later that day. It turns out he wants to see the gaming room Ortho has been talking about. He was disappointed when he saw nothing other than the boys’ game consoles and very few games on the shelves. 

The next day, Idia barges himself in and brought in gaming consoles, controllers, a large screen television, and many other games with a help of magic. Congratulations again! The Ramshackle gaming room just got renovated thanks to Idia!  

“I-Idia... You don’t have to do any of this-” 

“J-Just shut up and let me do this for you. ACK! I-I MEAN- IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID-! Ahem... You deserve a better gaming room anyways, that's why I'm doing this.” 

You also learned that most of these are brand new. You nearly had a heart attack from imagining how much all of these costs, but Idia confims there’s nothing you should be worried about. *Cough* Sugar Daddy *Cough* 

The first years entered the room and stunned to see the upgraded gaming room: LED and wall lights filled the room with colors, an L shaped sofa with a big screen tv in front of it, shelves were filled with video games, and every gaming console out and ready to be played. 

They were also surprised to see Idia in the room as well, playing on his switch. Ortho was happy to see his brother outside of his room. Idia only stayed because he was curious about what other games you have from your world. You introduced all of them to multiplayer games such as Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Mario Kart 8, etc. Even if Idia hates to be outside his comfort zone, that doesn’t stop him from being competitive in video games. 

“Ha! I win! I can’t believe you are all such noobs in this game!” 

“Dude, this is our first time playing, Idia...” 

Idia doesn’t go to your game nights anymore, but he sometimes comes by just to play with you. 

Similar to Jack, Sebek is not a big fan of video games as well. He thought they were pointless and preferred training instead. He didn’t like both games you showed them: DOOM was too gruesome and Animal Crossing doesn't show anything interesting for him. Nevertheless, he does have fun playing with his classmates. 

Sebek has been telling Lilia, Silver, and Malleus all about it as well. Malleus grew curious about one peculiar game and that is, of course, Animal Crossing. He bought himself a switch and went to you at night, asking you about the game. Before you gave him the extra copy you have, thanks to the Shroud brothers, you teach him how to use his gaming console before playing the game. 

Malleus too fell in love with Animal Crossing. The game is quite adorable and very calming. He can interact with residents normally and decorate his island. Not only that, you can visit each other’s islands too! He was very excited whenever you visit him. He would also give you gifts such as flowers and shells, and send letters everyday.

“Dear child of man, 

I hope this letter brought you well. I was watering my rose garden and surprised to see a golden rose! I want to share this lovely rose to you, who is very dear to me. I can’t wait for you to visit my island once more. 

Sincerely, Malleus.” 

He was beyond thrilled when you invited him to your island. You also mentioned to him that there would be others as well. You didn’t have to worry about Ortho and Jack in the game since they won’t recognize Malleus due to his character's name. 

Tsunotaro from Thorn Valley is here to play!

“Ehm, (Y/N)… Who’s that?” 

“Oh, he’s a friend, don’t worry :)" 

*happy dragon fae noises*