"craving A Food Means Your Body Needs Something That Food Can Offer" Now What The Fuck Does My Body Need

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

something something digital footprint

(Ailien discovers what tumbler is?)

H:[using tumbler]

A: Human, what is that app?

H: It's tumbler.

A: I'm gonna assume Tumblr is one of these social media apps, you humans have?

H: Yeah, and there's a joke that it's one of the most If not THE most chaotic social media site we have.

A: Well, it can't be that bad.

H: Wana bet on it?

[30 minutes later.]

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!

H: I win.

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship