Hi

hi

SPOCK TUAH

If the Bashirs lived in the present day, they’d definitely have a family youtube channel and film every waking moment of little Julian’s life for content.

Every few weeks they’d post a video of Amsha in tears and Richard sitting next to her solemnly with the caption “The Autism Won Today 😢”

And everything in the house would be either beige or millennial gray, including Julian’s clothes and toys because ✨aesthetics✨ matter!

How am I so sure of this? Because they’re literally the WooOORrrssSSSTttt🎶

i'm sure many other people have pointed this out, but i love that in the wire bashir is the one quark summons to deal with a drunk garak. not odo. not kira. not sisko. all of whom deal in security and are always monitoring the strangeness of the only cardassian left on the station.

i just love thinking that the knowledge of bashir and garak's friendship has spread so far and wide that quark knows he's the one to call for the most effective result. yes i know he's the doctor but still. a doctor for a simple drunk cardassian?? quark is so fed up like girl come get your man. seriously. he's drunk and whiny and i dont wanna give him any more of the good stuff. girl help

Julian Bashir is such a hilarious character conceptually. What if we took one of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen and give him a series of absolutely deranged character traits? 

He’s got a foot fetish. He’s one of the most beautiful men alive, but TERRIBLE with women. He loves tennis but for some reason only plays racquetball. He’s got a teddy bear named Kukalaka. He’s a genetically augmented super genius and an absolute moron. He tried to skip rocks over a sentient puddle. His best friends on the station are 1.) a Cardassian super spy and assassin who wants to fuck him 2.) an emotionally repressed Irishman and 3.) a worm. When presented with aforementioned Cardassian spy the first thing he does is form a book club. He’s obsessed with LARPing. He has a spy kink. He’s physically incapable of shutting the fuck up. Every time he tries to go to an academic conference he gets kidnapped. His job at DS9 is his first fucking job out of college. 

Like sir…. what? 

I'm fucking sobbing over this

First of all, what business did Spot have being anywhere near a transporter. Second of all, the transporter can do what?? "Yeah sorry about your cat. We sent her through the transgender operation transporter. Yeah.... sorry again." I'm in tears.