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"I want you to take that rod... and eat it." - Garak, 'Improbable Cause'

This scene is so good. I love when characters psychoanalyze humanity in Trek.

au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship

other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)

the ds9 apartment is a whole other story

real reason for their beef

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

Great job gang

There should've been a virus causing universal translator malfunction episode on ds9 in which Bashir either knows everyone's languages or only speaks like an obscure dialectic of Arabic and nothing else. Garak and Bashir spend the episode making heart eyes at each other while everyone else tries to stop the space station from exploding

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION – 7.02 "Liaisons"

babygirl goes thru it every day of her life

ok so haven't posted fanart in a while so here it is:

space communism

Vulcans would be distressed at the state of modern slang😭😭

Random ensign 1000: Wow thanks for helping me Mr, Spock! You're the GOAT!

Spock: I am not a goat.

I really like those small moments when Spock kinda forgets himself for a minute because he's worried about Bones or Kirk. Like, it's so minor and it's a "blink and you'll miss it" sort of thing but I love it.

I'm watching "For the world is hollow and I've touched the sky" and There's a scene where Kirk tells him Bones has a terminal illness and he briefly touches Bones' shoulder while he's struggling to sit up and the look he has on his face idk. I personally think it was worry! He cares about Bones, despite the constant jibes. And he just found out he's ill.

I thought that was pretty sweet way of showing an aspect of Spock's character that isn't as in your face as others.. Really nice subtly there.

SPOCK - STAR TREK

reasoning: literally does so many homo things with kirk, the spirk ship invented slash fiction, etc etc

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Everyone's all like "oooh, Garak is so mysterious" "Garak is an undecipherable enigma". No he's not, Garak is an open book, which is impressive considering that he is also a pathological liar. Like, he goes out of his way to avoid saying anything true, but at the same time he is incredibly open about his motives and allegiances.

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part 2 ch 17 of a stitch in time

imagine living on ds9 and dropping your pants off to get hemmed and a few days later you get a notification that they won’t be finished on time because the tailor got put in jail for attempted genocide

My DS9 hot take for today is that they didn't need to give female ferengis boobs

Why Julian is so livid in "In the Pale Moonlight" when Sisko tells him to hand over 85 liters of the biomimetic gel to some random person with no questions asked. In addition to the ethical/legal reasons of not wanting to give out a very controlled substance that can be used for bad things...

There's also the fact that he was nearly murdered three years before for a TINY FRACTION of that amount of that stuff. In "Distant Voices" the Lethean asked for a few hundred milliliters.

At most, that's 500 milliliters. So the math says that Julian was attacked for 0.58% of Sisko's order.

Can you imagine being told (by someone who you're personally close to) to hand over, no questions asked, such a huge amount, 170 times the amount, of a restricted substance that you barely survived being murdered for?

I was about to add commentary to the nice art I just reblogged but thought it would probably come off shady by accident fkckfk.

But Julian is canonically 28 in S1. We don't know Garak's age- in Improbable Cause he says Mila has worked for Tain for over thirty years, which could technically imply a thirty-something year old Garak, but A) we don't know how long Cardassian years are relative to Terran years and B) Garak is a notoriously evasive liar. Andy Robinson is 23 years older than Alexander Siddig, so I always head canon Garak as at least 20 years (or the sci-fi equivalent thereof) older that Julian- solidly middle aged, late 40s/early 50s. So yeah, Garashir insane age gap is real and makes their Whole Deal very funny to me.

Also I was curious so I looked it up just now and O'Brien is canonically 41 in S1 which also makes their Whole Thing very funny to me as well kxkckc

Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world’s most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn’t use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.