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THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

They should have fucked in that car

BRO WHY DID YOU HAVE 200 SONGS READY TO GO 😭😭😭

drops a billford playlist and then walks away

Just read the Book of Bill, the Billford bitches are eating well tonight, huh?

...yes

Uncanny Valley series fans: These your men????

RIGHT HERE BAYBEEEEEEE!!!!!

Maison Talo this, Maison Talo that, where are my Heim’s enjoyers at ??

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

SO REAL!! LMAOOOOO!!!

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

LMAOOOOO

THIS VISUAL IS MY FAVORITE THING

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO TRUE

When you get the Science autism and the Animated media autism and now your hyperfixation is Rick and Morty

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT I CALLED IT!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WIN!! APOLLO HAS BLESSED ME WITH MY RANDOM GIFT OF PROPHECY!!

I just realized...

What if Rick Prime was the first Rick to invent interdimensional travel?

LMAO IT ISSSSSS

had a realization last night

lesser dog from undertale is literally laios’ fursona huh

Me: *watches Venom: The Last Dance*

Me: Oh man, this looks like a genuinely amazing plot and a perfect wrap up to Venom's story!

Also me: If these bitches don't make out in this movie I'm reaching into the screen and doing it for them-

HE'S SO FASCINATING I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR HOURS!!!

Black Hat things I love:

He's simultaneously running a secret shadow organization and is a household name in the business of being a dastardly bastard

He's so spooky mysterious but he puts himself in all the commercials and starts them off like "HI IT'S ME. BLACK HAT"

There's so many fucking paintings of himself. Everywhere. He has to have done at least a few of them himself. He can absolutely see through any and all of them when he wants. He's hiding in one and laughing because nobody can find him.

He laughs too hard and does shit like this

Does he have a cockney accent, or do cockney speakers actually have a Black Hat accent? I don't think his first language is Human. It's very funny to me if while he was meandering through human languages he got to English and went "THAT one. I'm going to speak with THAT accent."

2 hat motherfucker

The teeth that stick out a lil bit

He go >:3

yesssss... YESSSSSSSS!!!! MORE!!! YEEASSSSSSS!!!!

Unsure of if anyones done this as them but I had to make it myself

SO CUTE!!!

drowsy in dungeon

Feeling in a good mood, so BOOM! SELF INSERT TIME BABEYYYYYY

(I'm still getting used to a set art style, don't judge me too harshly lmao.)

Recently been getting back into Undertale AND it's AU's so I decided to make my own! I don't have a name for him yet, so if you have any ideas please let me know! More to come soon!!

THIS IS LITTERALY HOW THEY LOOK IN MY HEAD OMG

They live rent-free in my head. I love them so much 💀

Error & Fresh

Ccino, Razz, & Epic

STG THIS IS CANNON FR

Closeup on the comic. The idiots vs the dumbasess. They would all get fed with pasta and cake when nightmare and dust bake and they woukd feed of burnt pasta and cake when killer cooks (horror would go feral and eat all the food so they would ban him from the kitchen)

(Check the aprons ;) )

I LIVE FOR STUFF LIKE THIS LMAO

Can't take them ANYWHERE smh

I think the dynamic where Nightmare's kinda like a father figure to them is kinda funny, like it makes sense since bro's fuckin ANCIENT and he kinda gives me old man vibes sometimes

Axe is being the best, just nappin not causin problems, we love him :3

Eepy

THIS IS AMAZING LMAO

oops, wrong protagonist

I'm about to turn the age Snape was when he died and there's so much to do still, so many things to experience. And I haven't really given away 17 years in service to Dumbledore to repent for my great mistake, so... the man really didn't live, did he? I know he isn't real, but I still feel the waste and that we can't let our real lives pass us by.

And I owe him my life in a very real sense. Especially specific precious aspects of it.

So I really, really, appreciate the sacrifice. If I ever meet someone even a little like you, Sev, I hope I'll lighten their load.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS THATS SO FUNNY

hey listen man, all im saying is that dean said to cas one, bert and ernie are gay, and two, you are not going to die a virgin, and then simply walked off with no further explanation. and cas followed him. and then, one car ride later, cas expressed surprise at dean having brought him to a brothel. that is not what he thought was happening