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Adding Something Of Substance To The "Please Be Our Friend" Post... Chat... This,, Is Not Detail.........

friend applications

hello everyone. im raven/rasplin and i am opening up collective friend applications. most of the necessary information is in the form itself, just answer it as honestly as you can and we will be in contact if we like your vibe

https://forms.gle/HT6k58XGxj7KJThg8

https://imgur.com/a/c2fCE0m

Change my meme (a replacement 'Change my mind' template) - template post - Imgur

Twisteds if they stopped fucking around

sprout i made during exams earlier today

edit: AFTER EXAMS I WENT TO PLAY D.W. AND I GOT SPROUT TWO TIMES IN A ROW 😭

(tell me if i should post both footages :3 )

-bulls into the drive through like its a mcdonalds-

can i get a uhhhh dealers choice of any mcyt/mcttv intoject, with all of the additional options, and uhh hold the emoji signoff. oh and make them a therapist. thank you - wels

*speaker static* pull forward to the next window (Line break for length and mentions of al(0h0l and dru9z)

Name: Schlatt

Gender: Cisguy

Orientations: Pansexual & Panromantic

TransIDs: PermaBuzzed, PermaLate, TransHigh, TransNPD, PermaNarcHigh, TransRussian, PermaSleepyEyes, TransSpeciesGod, TransCultLeader, PermaBlackEye, TransObserver, TransObsessive, PermaObsessed, TransInfamous, PermaManipulator, TransCentralHeterochromia, TransAccent, TransMaturity, TransNoEmpathy, & TransIntrusiveThoughts

CisIDs: Alcoholic, Addict, Brown hair, Ex president, Manipulative, Nicotine addict, Smoker, Gambling addict, IED (intermittent explosive disorder), God complex, Ram horns, & Black eyes

Pronouns: He/Him, Ram/Ram's, & Hx/Hxm

Species: Ram human hybrid (TransSpeciesGod)

Age: 35

Source: DSMP (Jschlatt introject)

Roles: Therapist & Addiction holder

Likes: Alcohol, "Helping" people (It's in his own twisted sense), Winning bets, Compliments, & Polishing his horns

Dislikes: Headaches, People challenging him, Feeling like he's going to be sick, Anything to do with writing (Hates it because of being ex president), & Not having one of his substances

Personality: Like a permanent drunk man quick to anger and really ego centrical but tries to fill a therapist role begrudgingly more of someone people just word vomit and trauma dump to and he just suggests they use a coping mechanism the body has and or he has they can sometimes be good sometimes bad he also holds addiction so he's a mess normally not really the type to front maybe co fronts sometimes and just lingers

Paras: Sadist, Masochist, Mastigophilia, Traumaphilia, Lyssophilia, Zelophilia, Agroikophilia, Dipsophilia, Potophilia, Pharmacophilia, & Univestiphilia

Typing quirk: ... After most sentences and sometimes double types letters like he always drunk

Appearance: (Art not ours unsure of OG artist)

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.