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The Thing About Bugs Bunny Is That He Lives And Dies By His Bits. Hes Fully Capable Of Killing You If
The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
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Gender: Cisguy
Orientations: Pansexual & Panromantic
TransIDs: PermaBuzzed, PermaLate, TransHigh, TransNPD, PermaNarcHigh, TransRussian, PermaSleepyEyes, TransSpeciesGod, TransCultLeader, PermaBlackEye, TransObserver, TransObsessive, PermaObsessed, TransInfamous, PermaManipulator, TransCentralHeterochromia, TransAccent, TransMaturity, TransNoEmpathy, & TransIntrusiveThoughts
CisIDs: Alcoholic, Addict, Brown hair, Ex president, Manipulative, Nicotine addict, Smoker, Gambling addict, IED (intermittent explosive disorder), God complex, Ram horns, & Black eyes
Pronouns: He/Him, Ram/Ram's, & Hx/Hxm
Species: Ram human hybrid (TransSpeciesGod)
Age: 35
Source: DSMP (Jschlatt introject)
Roles: Therapist & Addiction holder
Likes: Alcohol, "Helping" people (It's in his own twisted sense), Winning bets, Compliments, & Polishing his horns
Dislikes: Headaches, People challenging him, Feeling like he's going to be sick, Anything to do with writing (Hates it because of being ex president), & Not having one of his substances
Personality: Like a permanent drunk man quick to anger and really ego centrical but tries to fill a therapist role begrudgingly more of someone people just word vomit and trauma dump to and he just suggests they use a coping mechanism the body has and or he has they can sometimes be good sometimes bad he also holds addiction so he's a mess normally not really the type to front maybe co fronts sometimes and just lingers
Paras: Sadist, Masochist, Mastigophilia, Traumaphilia, Lyssophilia, Zelophilia, Agroikophilia, Dipsophilia, Potophilia, Pharmacophilia, & Univestiphilia
Typing quirk: ... After most sentences and sometimes double types letters like he always drunk
Appearance: (Art not ours unsure of OG artist)
