Coffeee-bean - Burn Fascists Not Forests

Ok but Arya and Ciri would be bffs

(A Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin)

(Sword of Destiny, The Witcher, Andrzej Sapkowski, pic source)

Incorrect Quotes #28

Legolas: Alright, Y/n. Like we practised *clears his throat*

*all eyes on you and Legolas*

Thranduil: Y/n, why does saturn have a ring around it?

Y/n, with an evil smirk: 'Cause God liked it so he put a ring on it

Thranduil: That's my adopted kiddo!

Tauriel: *bursts out laughing*

Elrond, in the distance shrieking: SATURN WAS NOT A SINGLE LADY!

Here are the Simp cards

TAKE YOUR PICK!

*faints*

Here's to Geralt of Rivia, a victim of Jaskier's glow up