Tragically, Etho Went Out To Get Milk And Never Returned. Also He Won't Call Cleo 'wife',

tragically, etho went out to get milk and never returned. also he won't call cleo 'wife',

how did everyone make the most ironic pronouncements right out of the gate this time. Etho was telling Martyn about his caving holes that people always fall into and Martyn charged into one and died at the end of the session. Grian says "we need to keep these neutral mobs" while the lads on the other side of the map are slaughtering everything into non-existence. Jimmy said "they won't burn down the mansion in episode one!" and we all know what happened there. Skizz said "this is the series where everyone leaves Skizzle alone and battles to the death between them" and then dies to two boogey kills less than twenty minutes later. help girl my server's come down with a bad case of chekov's gun.

Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful

The first brother is the strongest.

"Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.

"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.

"You see that mansion over there?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead."

"Wow!" his brothers say. "As expected, for you are the strongest." The second brother to go is the oldest.

"Watch and learn, boys," he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.

Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.

"What happened?!" His brothers exclaimed.

"You see that village over there?"

"Yeah?" They said.

"Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive."

"Wow!" his brothers say in awe. "As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience."

The third brother is the fastest.

Not to be outdone, he says "Watch this, and don't blink or you might miss it."

He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200mph. In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.

"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.

"You see that giant tree over there?"

"…Yeah?"

"Well I sure fuckin' didn't."

ETHO SWEEEEEEP!

Round 2!

rewatching ethos pov of limited life we get the whole interaction with the clockers trying to get a father. He even considers it for a moment pausing before saying no and starts giving Cleo advice on how to raise them properly. sir?????? If your giving advice you might as well stick around to do the job yourself?? But even after he left in Cleo’s video you can see they kept the bit. He might try to escape fatherhood but fatherhood never leaves once it’s claimed you (and by that I mean bdubs and scar there is no escaping them)

Well ig we know where Scar gets his arsonist tendencies lmao