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Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

tbh creature doing a backflip

Reblog this to get your pfp rated by me

Holy shit guys i time traveled

dammit you smudged my glasses ):

poking u

i know this please help me

mime down…

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

u think iron man ever just...goes through a car wash? just stands patiently on the conveyor belt and lets himself get soaped up & buffed & comes out all shiny and clean?

i bet he does. i bet he often does

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

this is entrapment

What a strange name for a drink- AAGGHGH

bartender who serves a drink called the 9/11 in a world where the twin towers are perfectly intact and nobody understands what it means. and then the creature attacks you

hey do you think you could credit me somewhere for your icon? thats my 3d model lol

already did

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.｡. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .｡.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

who is kelly and why does she have a machine gun???? does she have a license for it??? somebody should take it away before she hurts someone

goncharov (1973) had one of the craziest endings i’ve ever seen. the plot twist was insane.

(spoilers!)

ice pick joe and katya actually get married at the end, and the whole story is revealed to be their grandchild (?) telling the story to her grandchildren. We then see goncharov (after he was presumed dead) off in the distance, and it is implied that he faked his death. really messed with my head

goncharov (1973) is one of the greatest movies ever made

“i’ll do anything you want” “then perish” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but no it comes from a 1973 movie about gangsters in italy

Just watched Goncharov (1973). That movie is crazy. I can’t believe Ice Pick Joe and Katya got married at the end.

If something like goncharov sends you spiraling, you shouldn’t be on the internet. Get mental help if you can’t handle it

I know I posted about Goncharov and Defunctland last night, but that was an earnest desire to see this trend examined under a microscope because it’s fascinating to see it escape containment.

However, while I know most folks are just having a bit of fun with it, the number of people complaining that others are “ruining” the joke by tagging it for unreality is too damn high.

I’ve answered far too many asks in private in the last 24 hours from folks with psychosis begging me to tell them if Goncharov is real or not because they trust me, someone they don’t know beyond my medical advocacy posts, not to lie to them.

So in case you need this: No, Goncharov is not real. It’s Tumblr having a bit of fun with a made up gangster story premise from the 1970s. Most of the gifsets you are seeing are from The Godfather and some other 70s and early 80s films. The musical scores are being composed by some very talented people here on Tumblr, as is most of the art and quotes.

I’m sorry if people are telling you it is real and are refusing to reassure you when you admit it’s causing you distress. Some people are just taking things too far for the bit and aren’t acting with kindness. I hope they will reconsider.

If you were unaware that the Goncharov is causing some people some considerable distress, that’s okay. Tumblr is huge and you can’t be expected to know everything, but please do tag all your posts and reblogs with unreality to assure people that it’s part of the site-wide joke.

If you’re one of the people complaining that tagging it with unreality “ruins” the joke, please reconsider and examine why your enjoyment of people’s distress is necessary to your enjoyment of an otherwise fun and crowd sourced bit that many people are having fun with without being cruel.

Anyway, go have fun you creative little gremlins. Just do it with more kindness.

what the fuck are you even talking about

Sorry but "instead of expecting the world to be decent you should go try to do something that has never been accomplished before and doesnt seem to even be possible within the next hundred years" isnt a good take

what are you even saying? Instead of whining about it go out and make a change! ever heard of the phrase "be the change that you want to see in the world"

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish