Me: *sees Lightning* MARE

Me: *sees lightning* mARE

*sees fire*: cAL

*sees fish*: kILORN

*sees red*: sCARLET GUARD

*sees bat wings*: rhYSAND

*sees red and gold*: gRYFFINDOR

*sees a castle*: hOGWARTS

*sees bow and arrow*: kATNISS

*sees bread*: pEETA

*sees a ferris wheel*: fOURTRIS

*sees a trash can*: mAVEN

*sees a tampon/tool*: tAMLIN

*sees cassette tapes*: 13 rEASONS WHY

*sees pearls*: vERONICA

*sees a blue French horn*: hOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

*sees a grave*: tRIS PRIOR

Bruce Wayne: a parenting attempt

Bruce: Dick, don’t hang from the chandelier

Dick: but it’s fun

Bruce: You’ll get hurt

Dick: You know that would be an excellent point if you didn’t let me run around fighting criminals when I was eight

Bruce: [tired] …you’re not getting down.

Dick: Very astute

-

Bruce: Cassandra… [coughs] about these new friends of yours…

Cass: [stares]

Bruce: they… uh…

Cass: [stares with puppy eyes]

Bruce:

Bruce: they… [sighs] seem nice.

Cass: [grins and hops off to hang out with Harley Quinn]

Bruce: [quietly] I’m SO weak

-

Bruce: Jason. You should stop-

Jason: no

Bruce: Bu-

Jason: [leaving] no

Bruce: I-

Jason: [from outside] NO

-

Bruce: Absolutely NOT. There will be NO more animals in this house. We already have enough for a small zoo

Damian: [carrying three kittens] -tt-

Bruce: [reaching out] hand them over

Damian: [hisses, dodges Bruce’s arm and slips past him into the house]

Bruce: [shouts after him] That won’t make me let you keep them!

{later}

Bruce:

Bruce: shit I can’t tell which cats were already here before

Bruce: [lifts a random cat to eye level] Are you new?

-

Bruce: That’s it. No more coffee for you

Tim: [on hour 39 without sleep, clutching a gigantic mug]

Bruce: [trying to wrestle him for the cup] I’m serious Tim, that’s- wait is this coffee… fizzing?

Tim: I’m like THIS close to solving this case Bruce you can’t DO this to me

Bruce: [spotting a pile of soda cans under the desk] did you- did you put ENERGY DRINKS in this??

Tim: [shifty-eyed] no?

Bruce: [tries to pull the mug out of Tim’s grip and only succeeds in dragging Tim and his rolling chair across the cave] Let go!

Tim: NOOOoooooooooo

Bruce: [stuggling] I swear to god Tim

Clark, stopped by while in Gotham on assignment: [watches as Bruce slowly traverses the cave, pulling Tim along by the mug] I- uhh

Bruce: [Wiggling his arm to dislodge the mug, causing Tim and the chair to swivel back and forth while Tim clutches the coffee and Bruce’s arm with all limbs like a sloth] DO NOT JUDGE ME CLARK

IntelliJ could say that my life is useless and I would still do as it says

IntelliJ said that one of my while loops does not loop. I removed the while. Compiler disagreed.

Those who live in Paris, if u can help me find a student job, I’m f*ucking desperate

(◕‿◕✿) ah someone reblogged my post…

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) //goes to their page to look at the tags

I would have had a normal adolescence without suffering from depression,

I wouldn’t have cried every morning because I didn’t want to leave my bed and encounter another day surrounded by people, I was afraid that they were judging every movement I made, I blamed myself for not being more social and I hated myself for not being enough funny so that they would be interested in me.

But all that was because I stressed myself with every action I made and every word I said, I didn’t have free rein to my real personality cause I was afraid they would not like it.

So yes, without anxiety I would be a normal human being that would not overthink to the extreme each of its steps.

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