Barista - Cant Follow More Than 3 Steps At A Time. I Also Cant Understand People When They List Things.

Barista ❌- Cant follow more than 3 steps at a time. I also cant understand people when they list things.

A boss of mine suggested i try to become a barista and i responded by saying “when have you seen me follow a list of instructions? Would you trust me to carry out an actual starbucks recipe?” She hesitated for a moment and just agreed with my logic. Bless her heart.

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset

Ctrl F and I go wayyy back.

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

Yo

having fun with a girl who cant get it up but im still committed

No sudden moves!

Me:

Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead

I luckily just engage with them so hard that they have no choice but to listen to me and I work to expand their views to include trans people like me.

high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again

Ella es mi género.

She is my gender.