Barista - Cant Follow More Than 3 Steps At A Time. I Also Cant Understand People When They List Things.

Barista ❌- Cant follow more than 3 steps at a time. I also cant understand people when they list things.

A boss of mine suggested i try to become a barista and i responded by saying “when have you seen me follow a list of instructions? Would you trust me to carry out an actual starbucks recipe?” She hesitated for a moment and just agreed with my logic. Bless her heart.

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset

Iconic

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

Hola, I am a trans woman who works in the advocacy field in the midwest. Im currently getting my graduate degree. I want this blog to be just that a blog. It might look like a lot of trauma dumping so Ill be sure to give content warnings. Ill be using this account for kinda everything. I was not socialized to use tumblr so Id appreciate any guidance about how to use the site.

Hola, yo soy una mujer de trans que trabajas en el campo de promoción en el medio oeste. Estoy obteniendo mi título posgradio. Yo quiero esto blog ser solo un blog. Puede ser mucho dump de trauma entonces yo voy a dar advertencias de contenido. Yo voy a utilizar esta cuenta para un poco de todo. Yo no tengo socializada a usar tumblr entonces estoy agradecer cualquier guía a como usar el sitio.

Im gonna put this on my jean jacket. But in spanish. “Si te gustan mis tetas, deberías ver mi polla”

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Me voy a poner esto en mi chaqueta vaquera. Pero en español.

Posting this as its own post bc I'm so proud of myself for making this

I have light sensitivity because of my concussions and am still going through occupational therapy. One of the things that I have changed to prevent the headaches is inverting my computers colors. Youd think that just going dark mode on a couple things would solve the issue. But nope. There are these small text boxes and parts of webdesign that are just locked into being white. I ended up having to turn EVERYTHING into white mode. This allows me to just turn the color invert on to make it all a really clean black!

One of the strange consequences of this is that the images I view are inverted. Ive been doing this for most of the fall semester so I have gotten pretty used to seeing the internet in inverted colors. I think there are some really pretty things that you dont expect. I attached some pictures so you could see things through my eyes.

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Yo tengo una senitiva a luz porque mi concusións y estoy aun yendo a terpia ocupacional. Una de las cosas he cambiada para evitar mis delor de cabeza es para invertir mi colores de mi computadora. Se podria creer que la moda negro es sufieciente para los sitias web. Pero no. Sitias web tienen cuadros de texto que simepre son blanco. Tengo que poner TODO a modo blanco. Esto me permite simplemente activar la inversion de color para que quede todo un negro realmente limpio.

Una de las extrenas consecuencias de esto es que las imagenes que veo estan invertidas. He estado haciendo esto durante la mayor parte del semestre de otoño, así que me he acostumbrado bastante a ver Internet en colores invertidos. Creo que hay algunas cosas realmente bonitas que no te esperas. Adjunto algunas fotos para que puedas ver las cosas a través de mis ojos.

No sudden moves!

Me:

Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead