I Hate How Some Days Insurance Companies Are Like A Scam With Government-mandated Participation

I hate how some days insurance companies are like a scam with government-mandated participation

Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm

Edit bc I'm seeing a lot of confused international reblogs: this was posted because of Hurricane Milton absolutely demolishing Florida this week after Helene went through and because US insurance agencies are kind of assholes. Stay safe out there and thanks for signal boosting!

I bring a "fuck around and find out" approach to life that scientists like.

Fuck around

Come up with a ridiculous question

Establish a hypothesis, case in point: "If I fuck around, what will I find out?"

Test the hypothesis by fucking around in multiple ways to confirm, solidify findings, and gather evidence

Find out

Determine if the ridiculous question was answered by the data and evidence gathered through fucking around

What are the results found after fucking around? Was it expected?

Find out - Review findings

Did fucking around help or destroy your delusions?

Will you spill the tea (share your findings) to your friends, or will you be embarassed by being proven wrong by the results?

Now that's funny!

Not twitter community notes having to check the UN for being lesbophobic weirdos 💀

Good grief there's more additions

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Ah yes, a bureaucratic shitpost

i did a bit that got so much attention the aussie pm legally has to look at it

so when oscar won the ausgp, the ausgp admin posted this

so i then went to the aus gov site and jokingly submitted an e-petition assuming it would get thrown out

it did not get thrown out. instead, it was then opened to signatures

when a petition gains over 50 signatures , it gets referred to a minister.

we got 171 signatures. today i received an update on which minister it got referred to.

it got referred to the bloody prime minister of Australia. albo. albo has to legally read and respond to this petition. it's likely to be denied but. still. it's on the goverment's desk.

also as a consequence, this document exists: