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Lol funny gif
This reads like a testing log appendix for an scp entry
"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"
New idiom: "bro's thoughts are controlled by a mouse in a hamster wheel" - aka, You are repeating yourself, stop being a spammy filibuster you goober!
Why does the neuron have a face
Neurons trying to make a connection | source
Frisbees will stay airborne so long as their spin creates angular momentum and gyroscopic stability, while their airfoil shape generates lift to counteract gravity and minimize drag | source
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Gandalf, saying something in elvish:
Pippin, sighing: Yeah, yeah I know
Legolas: I didn't know that you can speak elvish.
Pippin: I can't. I just know "fool of a took" in every language he speaks.
Good grief that is a needle nose!
"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"
the trustworthy telecommunications dish:
Ah yes - the lycanthropic equivalent of the uncanny valley
What animash character has you like this
Found it!
It's spooky month!
As such, make your next NPC a spooky halfling
Hang on, gotta find the immortal mad baggins post real quick
It's spooky month!
As such, make your next NPC a spooky halfling
Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.
Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.
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How's the bulldog doing?
like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not
Feels like either Kamala really is that dumb (probable) or the video is an AI deep fake (also vaguely probable) lol
Kamala has no clue what she's talking about, but she wants to prove it.
Huh. Neat - 🎵 the lobbying industry has taken an L 🎵
For once, the EU has a good idea
There's an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.
A "playable state" would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.
I don't think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.
Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that's it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)
Even if you're not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don't care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.
Hot take: to prevent extreme vitriol, presidential candidates should do recreational activities together, such as golf
Well, 1 page holds around 3,000 characters. To make the math easier, let's call that 3 kilobytes exactly. 3 gigabytes then is 1,048,576 pages. This means that 281 gigabytes is just shy of 100 million pages of text.
For context, the US legal code is only around 60k pages.
Weird - I thought NYC and surrounding areas were liberal AF
🚨 The sea of patriots here to see Trump on Long Island is INSANE
Local media is reporting over 50,000 PEOPLE (and climbing!) in the overflow area already, and Trump doesn't speak for several more hours
This TERRIFIES Kamala
New York is turning out for Trump! 🔥
Does anyone else find it odd that Hungary has been forgotten by the media when it comes to that Boris storm ravaging Europe? Like, Poland, Czechia, Austria, and Romania have been all over the news, but not Hungary, even tho Hungary is in the middle between the others