How's The Bulldog Doing?

How's the bulldog doing?

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

Lol funny gif

New idiom: "bro's thoughts are controlled by a mouse in a hamster wheel" - aka, You are repeating yourself, stop being a spammy filibuster you goober!

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Gandalf, saying something in elvish:

Pippin, sighing: Yeah, yeah I know

Legolas: I didn't know that you can speak elvish.

Pippin: I can't. I just know "fool of a took" in every language he speaks.

Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.

Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.

Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.

Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.

Ah yes - the lycanthropic equivalent of the uncanny valley

What animash character has you like this