Confusedsplagebbi - ConfusedSplagebbi

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Listening to episode 160 for the first time! I’m glad to see jmart living happily in scotland with cute cows :D

Listening to episode 160 for the first time! I’m glad to see jmart living happily in scotland with cute cows :D

[Ace of Swords]

(Ace of Sculk?)

One of my pieces for @the-hermit-arcana ! Super fun piece to work on :) Bordered version under the cut!