The Original - Tumblr Posts
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
I was looking through the camp camp hashtag and saw a look of stuff about the girl boss and male wife stereotype.
I thought on it and having recently watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit I decided to do the original girl boss and male wife couple.
I'm not to big of a shipper but I thought it be cute and plus Gwen looks so hot.
visual shitposting
L is for the way you look at me
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
undertale evil au idk I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD LOOK….
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU