Confusedsplagebbi - ConfusedSplagebbi

I'M SORRY THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S TARGETED TOWARDS KIDS

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

hey yall guess what

Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

oh no i feel bad now

LITTLE LATE TEO FFS

The fact that Matteo decided that the only way to cover Izzy's disappearance was to ruin their dad's birthday and not just shove Dizzy upstairs and say like oh sorry she's sick

Like I know he doesn't like change but come on man just talk to Jasmine about it I'm sure she'd be more than willing to change the suprise party date this is just mean