Game Theory: Castle Crashers

Game Theory: Castle Crashers

When you kill the ninjas, they turn into wood. The ninjas don’t actually die they’re just doing a substitution jutsu 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Me: Do you like my bag?

Mom: It’s red like that Ted guy or is it Fred? Maybe he changed his name?

Me: No, I think it was actually a case of Identity Fred.

I bit my tongue while I was eating a grilled cheese :(((

*sticks head in ground like ostrich* God, I just want to be a bird and fly like an ostrich. Wait, no a penguin would be better. That would be nice. Yeah, I just want to be a penguin and Flynn

*me getting ready to invade other planets* time for anal probing

The Bartender

Would you like the rubbing alcohol and Twix today?