Today's Unfortunate Quote (and Accidental Racism Against Jeans):

Today's unfortunate quote (and accidental racism against jeans):

Sister in law:I'm not rinsing out your jeans, they're scary!

Me: is it because they're big and black? Here, you take the underwear.

Today's unfortunate quote, supplied by my quick witted sister in law.

Me "My dog, he does tricks for sticks!"

Her "Tricks for dicks!"

He found a football in our back garden yesterday (not our ball) and decided to come show me after he'd popped it. Checked with the neighbours, not theirs and no one was by my back gate, so, free ball! This spotted monster loves footballs!

Today's unfortunate quote I came out with about my dog. "He ate dead animals today, I'd be surprised if his ass didn't smell like sulphur."