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Today's a day I could have gone without.

Today's unfortunate quote (and accidental racism against jeans):

Sister in law:I'm not rinsing out your jeans, they're scary!

Me: is it because they're big and black? Here, you take the underwear.

Today's unfortunate quote.

Dog: [huge vibrating fart]

Me: Jesus Christ, is the sofa OK?

I love having medium to big sized dogs, but I'll be damned if the urge to punt yapping chihuahuas over a wall isn't there. If someone must own a chihuahua, train it. Don't say "Aw, he's got little bug eyes, so cute!" If I have to train a German shepherd to walk past nice and quiet, so do chihuahua owners.

Today's unfortunate quote, supplied by my quick witted sister in law.

Me "My dog, he does tricks for sticks!"

Her "Tricks for dicks!"

He found a football in our back garden yesterday (not our ball) and decided to come show me after he'd popped it. Checked with the neighbours, not theirs and no one was by my back gate, so, free ball! This spotted monster loves footballs!

Today's unfortunate quote I came out with about my dog. "He ate dead animals today, I'd be surprised if his ass didn't smell like sulphur."

My friend dared me yesterday to draw my favourite ship after a couple of years of not drawing. So Erasermic!

This sneaky mother hugger tried to beat the system, by being smart and cute. I can't believe this dog.

Amen

Playing young snow leopards (by Tambako the Jaguar)

Silly dog. Playing so nicely.