Today's A Day I Could Have Gone Without.

Today's a day I could have gone without.

Today's unfortunate quote.

Dog: [huge vibrating fart]

Me: Jesus Christ, is the sofa OK?

He found a football in our back garden yesterday (not our ball) and decided to come show me after he'd popped it. Checked with the neighbours, not theirs and no one was by my back gate, so, free ball! This spotted monster loves footballs!

Silly dog. Playing so nicely.

My friend dared me yesterday to draw my favourite ship after a couple of years of not drawing. So Erasermic!