I Baked Yall A Meme

I baked yall a meme

everybody always talks about jacob not wearing a shirt but its because when he transforms it destroys his clothes. But can we talk about James wearing a jacket with no shirt underneath for literally no god damn reason

Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)

The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:

A Series of Unfortunate Events AU - Violet, Klaus and Sunny Addams

“Good news, everybody!” Klaus announced, walking into the living room with one of his headless dolls. “I’m the eldest now.” 

Beatrice picked up Sunny- who had managed to escape her room again, they’d really have to replace that barricade- and said, “Klaus, I know that tone of voice. Dig up your sister at once.” 

Klaus sighed. “You’re weakening the gene pool.” 

That was about when they heard a loud explosion from outside. 

“Nevermind, Klaus,” Bertrand said. “Violet’s already out.” 

Indeed, the eldest Addams climbed in through an open window, still covered in dirt, ash and debris. “Learn to deprive me of my explosives before burying me, cretin!” Violet shouted triumphantly. 

“Kooky,” Sunny said, which meant something like, “The neighbors are going to love this!” 

It’s family first, and family last, And family by-and-by When you’re an Addams, You do what Addams do or die…

Remember not all acts of evil have to be big.

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.