I Just Do Whatever Atp, This Is All Over The Place

I just do whatever atp, this is all over the place

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Among my acquaintances, I am one of the better bakers. Therefore I am “the one who bakes”. Gathering of the Dutch-Indo elders? I will produce a spekkoek with no less than twenty layers. Nephew’s special day? I will make his favorite; macarons filled with chocolate ganache. Teen wistfully wishes for a Minecraft cake? I gotchu fam.

No one ever said “she’s already baked a dessert once and we loved it, so obviously we won’t ask her to bake again; tell her to make spaghetti this time”.

Write that trope again.

Remus: *Falls asleep reading some boring textbook*

Sirius: Smash.

Remus: *Is completely socially awkward at a party and has no idea how to interact with his peers*

Sirius: Smash.

Remus: *Literally turns into a werewolf*

Sirius: Absolutely. Smash.

real asf, it kinda sucks that that had to be his first win, great drive though

Me: Yeah if you win a sprint race it's not an actual win, you have to win a race for it to count

Oscar: Wins the sprint race

Me: A WIN! A WIN FOR OSCAR!! THAT'S MY BOY, HIS FIRST WIN IN F1

sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?