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Cornchrunchie

She/her, currently obsessing over Good Omens (sideblog: @eingutesomen). Find me on AO3 and YouTube. Owner of @boernepedia. Header by @meridithsdardenne

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Like, Boerne Bestie... Weird Lying Writer Man Said One (1) Decent Thing About You And You're Already

Boernes Hand steckt im zugeknöpften Bettlaken fest (oder zumindest tut er so). Als er es schafft, die Hand rauszuziehen, lacht er, aber es herrscht unangenehme Stille (die man sogar im lautlosen Gif hören kann).

Like, Boerne bestie... weird lying writer man said one (1) decent thing about you and you're already being silly like that??? 😭😭

Boerne being instantly awkward after somebody told him they appreciate him is 100% the anxious bitch behavior I can relate to

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1 year ago

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.


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1 year ago
Oh, I See. When Something Is Gone, It Keeps Existing.
Oh, I See. When Something Is Gone, It Keeps Existing.

Oh, I see. When something is gone, it keeps existing.

Doctor Who: Wild Blue Yonder (2023)


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1 year ago

“As a child I paid very little attention to authors’ names; they were irrelevant; I did not believe in authors. To be perfectly candid, this is still true. I do not believe in authors. A book exists, it’s there. The author isn’t there — some grown-up you never met — may even be dead. The book is what is real. You read it, you and it form a relationship, perhaps a trivial one, perhaps a deep and lasting one. As you read it word by word and page by page, you participate in its creation, just as a cellist playing a Bach suite participates, note by note, in the creation, the coming-to-be, the existence, of the music. And, as you read and reread, the book of course participates in the creation of you, your thoughts and feelings, the size and temper of your soul. Where, in all this, does the author come in? Like the God of the eighteenth-century deists, only at the beginning. Long ago, before you and the book met each other. The author’s work is done, complete; the ongoing work, the present act of creation, is a collaboration by the words that stand on the page and the eyes that read them.”

- Ursula K. Le Guin, from “Books Remembered,” Children’s Book Council Calendar xxxvi:2 (November 1977)


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1 year ago

#bin ich eigentlich zu obsessed #oder hat das noch jemanden an die szene in good omens erinnert als die zwei beelzebub und gabriel zusammen sehen?

@iiiflow those tags by @cricrithings are for us

Stan Gold hält einen Ring in einer Schatulle in die Höhe und fragt seine Freundin: "Willst du mich heiraten?"
Thiel zieht die Augenbrauen hoch und schaut zu Boerne. Der schaut wie gebannt auf das verlobte Paar.
Boerne mit einem verträumten Gesichtsausdruck, die Augen noch immer auf den anderen beiden. Thiel schaut zu Boerne und wieder zurück, weniger verträumt.

For God's sake Thiel, put a ring on this poor man's finger


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1 year ago

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

Gordon Ramsay staring in disbelief

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

Gordon Ramsay looking at something with shock and alarm

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

Gordon Ramsay resting his hand on his chin as he stares with a pained expression, eyes squinting

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

Gordon Ramsay staring with a look of shock and disbelief.

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.


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