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"My First Language Has A Perfect Saying For This, But It Doesn't Make Sense In English :("

"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("

Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.

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5 months ago
This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane
This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

This is especially frustrating because the only reason we know the wind speed is because NOAA's Hurricane Hunters literally fly into the hurricane and collect vital data. They fly in and out of the storm over and over in 8 hour shifts.

This brave team flies two identical Lockheed P3s called Kermit and Miss Piggy.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

You can see the dangling ornaments in the videos to determine which plane they are in.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

And when I say they fly into the hurricane, I mean they fly *into* the hurricane.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

Here they are in the eye of Milton.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

And here they are in the eye of Irma.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

As you may notice, this flight was in Kermit.

So the next time you see live data about a hurricane's wind speed and pressure, just remember how that was collected and don't be a giant turd about it.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane

And please vote because conservatives want to kill NOAA.

This Is Especially Frustrating Because The Only Reason We Know The Wind Speed Is Because NOAA's Hurricane
5 months ago

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

5 months ago
A digital illustration of John Gaius, a Maori man with bright yellow eyes, an unshaven chin and  a shaggy haircut. There are grays in his  hair.
The image is framed in a red border with the texture of meat.

In the top left  corner of the image John is holding both hand up, his index finger and thumb nearly touching and says "shut up about the cows. Shut UP about  the cows!!"

Next to that on the right is a small two panel comic of John, his hand at his cheek reading a message in twitch chat. He's wearing pink headphones and his expression is that of mock concern. The text reads "Ohh my god! They have best friends?" A cow print arrow points to  the next image in the sequence: John looking of screen and referring to someone not seen. His expression is disdainful. The text reads: "Mods, put this guy in time out for 10.000 years"

Underneath is a little image of John in a dark room, his face illuminated by the glow of his monitor. The text next to him reads "Reading twitch chat and getting so pissed off he's giving himself a migraine."

At the very bottom of the image is a drawing of John in a simplified cartoony style, surrounded by cows on a green hill. Both his arms are spread out as he frolics among them and hes wearing a long white lab coat. The text on the bright blue background of the sky reads   "STREAM STARTING  SOON"

Wow, unfollowing now.

Was a big fan of his streams, I didn't know about the cow dome.


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