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1 month ago

Hey sorry in advance if it has been asked before but why do show cats have these funny names? Is there a show cat naming law, why havent i seen a cat named mr poop fartington yet

Show cat names have to be entirely unique so breeders have to get creative, usually they want to represent themselves within the name (I don’t think this is a requirement, though? Just standard practice?) which helps a little bit, so you can have Manxzana’s Kiwi and Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi for example.

Sometimes you’ll have a cat with two cattery names because they’ll be produced by one then sold to another or they’ll be born to a queen of one cattery and the stud will have belonged to another, etc. So in this case you might have Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi of Manxzana for example.

I don’t know the exact details on the restrictions surrounding registered name requirements beside having to be unique, it does seem to be fairly lenient in subject matter. There’s a champion Persian named Cocaine Cake, I can’t remember out of what cattery though.

There’s presumably a character limit, you probably wouldn’t get away with naming your cat the entire bee movie script for example…


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1 month ago

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth


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1 month ago
Love This Guy

love this guy


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1 month ago

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons


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1 month ago

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.


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1 month ago

“I can fix him.” I can serve him loyally until I fall, moments before he does.


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1 month ago

being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity


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1 month ago

well the self is a constantly shifting entity. we're always changing, mentally AND physically, and what's true to "you" today might not be years, a month, or even a day from now. so what i'm really saying is- am i really the same person as i was when i stole that car?


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1 month ago

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.


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1 month ago

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right


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1 month ago

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good


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1 month ago

Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive


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1 month ago
Relationship Dynamic

relationship dynamic


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1 month ago

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)


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1 month ago

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Shoutout To Everyone Who Wants To Infodump But Cant String Together Coherent Thoughts To Form Sentences

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4 weeks ago

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me


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