Cotl Posting At Ungodly Hours Again Can You Tell Im Hyperfixating? Anyways This Is The Single Funniest

cotl posting at ungodly hours again can you tell im hyperfixating? anyways this is the single funniest questline i have EVER gotten in cotl. also apologies for these images having like 3 pixels i dont want to grab the actual screenshots. (+ relics of the old faith spoilers so its under a cut)

so it starts here. kallamar gets himself a little crush and im like, you know what? sure buddy. so i go and get him his flowers. somewhere between ending this quest and starting the next fibreno reaches old age. keep this fact in your pocket for later.

so turns out the flowers didnt work. kallamar wants me to make a feast for them, so of course i oblige (and as soon as i turn my back leshy ate one of them LMAO)

this is where it gets fucking hilarious.

SO NOW KALLAMAR, FUCKING - NOTORIOUS COWARD, WANTS TO FIGHT. remember how i said fibreno reached old age? yeah kallamar is trying to fight an old ass man. i say fuck it and let it happen, and i also give kallamar the go to kill them.

and then this. this fuckign GUY:

one of my dear friends joked that he means it literally and im inclined to agree. fucking get it kallamar.

So evidence points to you playing Cult of the Lamb lately, do you have a favorite characters or follower?

oh i genuinely love everyone to the point that it's hard to pick favorites

but This One is the most fun to bully, so

Summer!

Had some fun with these lol

you got games on your phone?

The funky kitties‼️‼️‼️