This Is So Good Omg

This is so good omg

(Hiiii here’s some of Midas’ Past in this au :) )

It wasn’t fair. It simply didn’t make any sense. His village had done nothing to upset the bishops, and had never intruded further into Anchordeep than nessary. They were all nothing but cordial to Kallamar and his followers, they all just simply…did not want to be apart of such a faith. 

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I had to share this wonderful headcanon description I saw

Ratau headcanon:

He has a MASIVE dumpie. Cake for days. An absolute wagon load. Each cheek has its on gravitational pull. He does jumping jacks and even the gods hear it clap. If he twerked it would completely shatter the tectonic plates. You know that big booty robot from the movie Robots? Puts that bitch to shame. Every piece of cheese he eats? Goes straight to his badonkadonk. Only reason narinder chose him as a vessel? He wanted a piece of that ratpatootie. Every time ratau sits down he causes an earthquake. He rolls over in bed and destroys a mountain. If he were to ever go swimming it would cause a tsunami so powerful that the whole world would be flooded a second time.

Just the biggest, fattest ass imaginable.

WHO ARE YOU

Real

favorite character havers: this is my fave :) i just think their design and character arc are neat :)

blorbo havers: this is my SCRUNKLIEST little guy and NO one fucking understands them like i do. i found them when they were living alone in a cave and nearly feral but i never gave up on them and NOW they don’t even bite when i put them in the microwave and watch them spin. they’re my best friend and my worst enemy AND my therapist. we share an unbreakable bond

Real

“Yup”

Bro getting canceled

@rabiesram callout post he eats shit and is a liar (lied about eating shit when clearly stating he gobbles up slurry)