Cheol Has My Heart... But Sometimes A Fabulously-written Mingyu Story Makes Me Question My Loyalty

cheol has my heart... but sometimes a fabulously-written mingyu story makes me question my loyalty

kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity

❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞

PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies

SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).

PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi

WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ someone (fia) once told me i write too many college aus. i said yeah ur right. and i’m gonna do it again

“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”

You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.

“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”

You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.

This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.

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S.COUPS Military Enlistment

Hey! So I've seen many people talking about how Cheol's exemption from both military and public service means that his injury is worse than we thought, but that may not be the reason.

I left a comment on one post talking about this, but I thought I'd post it so that anyone coming to the following tags could see it.

Yes, his exemption means that his injury was bad. However, they said the surgery went well. When ACL's heal, they almost never regain the same strength as before, but that doesn't mean you can't be activve anymore. It's also weaker and more prone to tearing again, and having an injury that causes you to be unable to walk would serve no purpose in the military.

That being said, I think the main reason for him being exempt from service was that the risk of him re-injuring himself was too threatening, since even those going into public service need to undergo a period of military training. There's not much of point to enlist someone who's likely to be hurt during basic training, so exemption is just a way to avoid that possibility. It's been about 6 months since his surgery, and full-recovery of an ACL injury typically takes around 9 months. Though he's resuming SEVENTEEN activies alongside Jeonghan soon, that doesn't mean he's fully recovered.

At the same time, we still need to be supportive of him. I'm sure it's common knowledge that enlisting is a big part of every (required) Korean citizen's life, and for him to no longer be able to experience this big event may be upsetting for him. Don't give him hate. This entire process couldn't have been easy for him, so we need to give him the most support we can and DON'T SPREAD HATE!

S.COUPS Fic Recs

HELP I've read pretty much all of tumblr for S.COUPS so PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH SOME MORE YOU KNOW I KEEP READING THE SAME ONES (Not complaining tho cuz god damn this site has better writers than the majority of other ones)

I'm open to pretty much anything except for like a professor-student thing cuz for some reason it makes me icky so PLEASE give me some fics

Throughout my journey of 8 years into K-pop, I have seen so many men like so many men, but never do i ever go ' *sighs* what a man' LIKE EVER but Choi Seungcheol, THE MAN HE IS, I look at him and go 'wow, what a man' because truly, truly, TRULY I have never seen a man like him. First of all, he's cute as fuck, like he gets so clingy with members all time specially when he's embarrassed and it pains me to see him go *noot noot* also HIS ASS?LIKE OKAY I AM NOT ARGUING W YOU WHATEVER YOU SAY KIM K . He's so attentive and concerned about even MINOR DETAILS LIKE??? and OH BOY IS HE HAWT LIKE he's not only 'omg he's like so handsome and intimidating' type of hawt he's that 'OH FUCK why do i not know him personally' type of hawt and that's really different from the previous one and man i always regret like actually regret that like it'd be such a privilege to know him personally like just for tiny itty bitty moment

anyways it's just another day of me having seungcheol plague my mind

I am NOT a Han Seo apologist, because he has done nothing wrong

s.coups "lalali"