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It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!
Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote
You all have one week, let's see how this goes
@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this
Have fun !!
On the topic of dreammare, yet again.
I don’t have a problem with you if you like it. I can’t stop you from liking fictional relationships. Fictional relationships don’t break the law. Just remember, incest is not wincest in the real world. (It’s still wrong and illegal. Remember that.)
Although I will give you a very disgusted glare if you go pre-corruption because that’s just double weird for me. I prefer post because I can tell myself I can tolerate it because passive is dead as hell.
Again, I don’t have an issue with you. I won’t try to stop you from doing it (I can just filter tags anyway) but I might be uncomfortable.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
TLDR
Dreammare is incest no matter what and I can only tolerate it because it’s gross and wrong.
It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!
Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote
You all have one week, let's see how this goes
@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this
Have fun !!
cheol has my heart... but sometimes a fabulously-written mingyu story makes me question my loyalty
kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity
❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞
PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader
GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au
WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies
SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).
PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi
WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words
AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ someone (fia) once told me i write too many college aus. i said yeah ur right. and i’m gonna do it again
“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”
You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.
“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”
You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.
This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.
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.... Papa terzo in a collar....
can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
Raw Kale Salad with Feta, Apples, and Pecans - Salad Massaging raw kale with olive oil and salt gives this salad a softer texture and a gentler flavor, and topping it with apples, feta cheese, and spiced pecans is icing on the top.
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Rosemary Sweet Potato Quiche - Breakfast and Brunch
