Since Im In A Helpful Mood:

Since I’m in a helpful mood:

Guide for new Nct fans

Jungwoo- The member with the best hair

Chenle- Declared bankruptcy nine times before his third birthday

Winwin- SM’s favorite vocalist

Kun: Confused and ditzy redhead. Part of duo Dumb-

Xiaojun: -and Dumber

Mark- Least awkward person in the world. Tech genius. Kinda lazy shh-

Jeno: Needs to do some sit-ups no offense

Taeil: The maknae

Haechan: Subvocalist. Part of the infamous ship-um…RenHyuk yEs

Yuta: Haitian prince

Lucas- Lightskinned Midget vocalist who never talks

Taeyong: Avid hunter, clueless, almost burned down the kitchen once. Chained himself to Doyoung for 3 weeks straight unless he agreed to Tom and Jerry foreplay.

Ten: Panicked Gay. Lawful Good. Virgin.

Doyoung: Was scouted when he was a bald peaceful Buddhist nomad. Most respected member, no one would dare fk with him

Jaemin: Has a hit out on Jeno and Jisung. Your parent’s worse nightmare. Always hyper because he takes 3 shots of battery acid every morning

Johnny- Debuted after 2 weeks. Never seen a dungeon in his life.

Hendery: Highkey looks like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid

Renjun: Toll line. Rapping legend.

Jaehyun- Never suffered from a calcium deficiency. He does suffer from being the unpopular dorky guy in class that no one wants to date 😬

Sungchan: Locked in an eternal dodgeball game with Yuta. He also beat Lucas in thumb wresting using pure physics which ignited Captain America: Himbo War

Jisung: Smol motivational speaker, does designated coffee runs, has his shit together

Yang Yang: Famous actor, check out his dramas

Shotaro: Famous viner but you might also know him as Shownu’s little brother. He was doing some slutty shit and SM couldn’t resist that Eboy goodness.

Jason Derulo: Joined in Shut Up and Dance Era as a Main Dancer if Taeil would just give it up already [REDACTED FROM KPOP]

HRVY: Joined in DNYL era, Getting married to Renjun in June [POSTPONED: CONSIDERING ZOOM WEDDING]

Pending members: PRETTYMUCH, Ji Hansol, Lay Zhang…

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Nct U: Too spoiled by comebacks. Debut song was okay I guess

Nct Dream: Nct’s only fixed unit

Nct 127: Puerto Rican based unit, songs are outdated and behind the times

Nct Wayv: Very overrated Unit, Stan to lose brain cells

Nct Hollywood: Currently recruiting TikTokers from the Hype House

Nctzens: Least crackhead fandom you’ll ever meet

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i've decided to call the 7 ppl following me

✨ my beans ✨

incorrect quote masterlist

kun : where's jena?

ten : i don't know

*kun sits on couch and hears scream*

ten : oH MY GOD YOU'RE SITTING ON HeR

*kun getting up* : yOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS

ten : itS OPPOSITE DAY,EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

kun : jena get out from under the cushions.

jena : but it's opposite day 🥺

kun : then why are you in the couch

jena : i was told to go to bed and the opposite of bed is a couch. plus hendery said it'd be more fun inside the couch.

*hendery under the other cushion* : it's true

!! was previously called love song !!

in which y/n and jaehyun meet under a strangers umbrella

coming soon...

i can pass away peacefully now 😌

@bluejaem