Update On Dhmis Is Killing Me:

Update on Dhmis is killing me:

So like i was doing the thing where you think about fanfic ideas and never write them down but like this has engraved itself in my skull so imma type it out and post it ASAP. ok bye bye!

p.s Im imagining red guy going furniture shopping with the other guys and getting yellow guy a cozy rocking chair and yellow guy being so fockin happy about it and my heart is meltin. Also do people call yellow guy doi or should i stick to not haveing names for the group?

GRRRRR

Trigger warning: Excesive swearing NSFF (Not safe for family)

[things i would do if i could]

WHY DO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS PUT MY STANDARDS THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. LIKE WHERE THE FUCK WILL I FIND MYSELF A FUNKY SEXY YET ADORABLE MAN LIKE [FUCKING WALLY DARLING OR JACK WALTEN]?!?!? OR EVEN A SWEET CHUNKY BOIO LIKE [FUCKING EDDIE] LIKE FUCK ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ME AND TREAT ME LIKE AN EQUAL IS THAT TOO MUCH????!?!?

Dhmis is hurting my brain

I love it. Love the show. Love the theories. Love the fanart. Love most of the community But the Gods know i have looked far and fucking wide for good fanfics. Now i know i'm being ungrateful because we have all the headcanons in the world for me to indulge in BUT NOT ONE DAMN FANFIC THAT ISN'T POORLY WRITTEN, DISCONTINUED OR FUCKING DEPRESSING AS SHIT AND IT'S KILLING ME. So on behalf of people like me who've been searching for a long time I am writing one and seeking people to share the ones they've written hell maybe this could be a whole challenge for the writing community. Give to us the hungry fanfic readers good wholesome fanfics. Please. Im begging you guys.

If you find any info i missed please write it in the coments

Missing: Jack Walten

JACK WALTEN

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

A series of images all of which are Jack Walten

Name: Jack Walten

Age: 42 Years Old

Height: 6'2

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Black

Last Seen: June 11th, 1974

Last Seen Wearing: Dark Red Suit

An image of Boozoo the ringmaster

Mr. Jack Walten, born September 23rd, 1932, was a hard working man and the happy father of 3.

Walten studied in "Cleary University" in Livingston County and graduated in 1959, on the same year he married Rosemary Peony Walten. He would later raise a family with Rosemary.

Mr. Walten became highly known on Brighton, MI. for his company "Bunny Smiles Incorporated" and his restaurant franchise "Bon's Burgers". However, he would mysteriously disappear 2 weeks before the opening of Bon's.

Little has been known about Jack's whereabouts for the past 4 decades, but there's still hope to get closure on this man's disappearance.

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Most recent news about Walten's disappearance goes all the way back to the year 1979. Felix Kranken, company co-founder of Bunny Smiles would state the following in a radio interview.

"I still wonder about what happened to my best friend, to this day I get people asking how I've handled the situation, how I've managed to keep on with this company knowing that he's been gone for years. It's hard to look back at Jack, because... I know that those happy memories and experiences I had with Walten and his Family will never happen again. And he'll never get to see what our dream company turned out to be. But there's still hope, I guess"

-Felix A. Kranken, MLBQ FM Radio, March 29th, 1979

Please contact us in case of any sighting or clues as to what could've possibly happened to Mr. Walten

When this button is pressed it shows you a drawing of a person pieces of bon are ripped and placed on top. It is hard to tell where bon starts and the person (jack?) ends. The words did you forget about me written to the side of it.

In the most recent update the website looks like it had been corrupted the photo of jack is to the left there is text that says 

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

I am here

Name: 

Age: 

Height: 

Hair Color: 

Eye Color: 

Last Seen: 

Last Seen Wearing: 

They say that falling in love is wonderful

It's wonderful, so they say

And, with a moon up above, it's wonderful

It's wonderful, so they tell me

I can't recall who said it

I know I never read it

I only know they tell me that love is grand

And

The thing that's known as romance is wonderful, wonderful

In every way, so they say

To leave your house some morning

And, without any warning

You're stopping people, shouting that love is grand

And

To hold a girl in your arms is wonderful, wonderful

In every way

So they say

Note:These are lyrics from the song They say it's wonderful by Doris Day written for the musical Annie get your gun 1946.

Now when you press the contact button it shows a photo of a porcelain looking doll with very human looking eyes the image is cracked and since this update the website's name is: Help

Update: roughly january this year the main website was changed again.

I can see

I can feel

 I can love

(That is all That is on the page)

Personal thoughts:

Starting from the top and making my way down I re-read what I compiled. During this process I realize that Jack is last seen wearing a dark red suit, one I believe looks a lot like the one boozoo the ringmaster wears. Now people probably already made this connection but doesn't it seem awfully convenient that boozoo’s picture is in his missing poster? Jack came up with the idea for the bon’s burgers franchise making him a ringmaster of sorts as he ran the place like a ringmaster a circus. Wouldn't it just be ironic that he gets stuffed into boozoo who shares the same job as him? Why else would his photo be on jacks missing poster?

Edit: I then realised the boozoo is already inhabited by charles and im just an idiot who conects all the wrong dots

Spontaneous log #1

Currently game scripting here's the first part so far

You have just woken up from a lengthy nap and you are quite numb after sleeping the way you did a stretch or two or a walk i the forest wouldn't do you any harm

You  {Stretch at home}  | [Take a walk ]

{Stretch at home}

Ending:

“That was a good stretch.”

You stayed home and nothing strange happened, just don't look in your closet.

[Take a walk]

You go and check the weather forecast. It might rain but the chances are low. however you decide to bring a rain jacket in your knapsack, just in case, you also throw in some snacks. 

"Sleep time Neighbor"

I feel like if you got sick theyd take turns watching you so you dont do somthing dumb while you're delirous.

Those black (Socks) things on your hand are socks to prevent scratching