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Trigger warning: Excesive swearing NSFF (Not safe for family)

[things i would do if i could]

WHY DO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS PUT MY STANDARDS THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. LIKE WHERE THE FUCK WILL I FIND MYSELF A FUNKY SEXY YET ADORABLE MAN LIKE [FUCKING WALLY DARLING OR JACK WALTEN]?!?!? OR EVEN A SWEET CHUNKY BOIO LIKE [FUCKING EDDIE] LIKE FUCK ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ME AND TREAT ME LIKE AN EQUAL IS THAT TOO MUCH????!?!?

Calling all writers well versed in dhmis

BOY DO I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU.

Ok so i have a writing promt for you to base it off of use your own headcanons and oc's do what you please but it must include a rouge teacher who refuses to do their job because they see how traumatized they are or something it can even be because their too lazy.

They wake up and go to the living room to find a teacher there. Red and duck are confused why they aren't doing anything strange but yellow is just fine with it. [preferably] the teacher ends up integrating into life with them.

please aside [like at the end of it] from your stories leave a description of the new teacher you created and any additional oc's so artists can make a rendition of that character in their style and maybe tag me in it so i can read them too?

HELP WHY IS IT SO SAD??!

Spoilers for Watching and Dreaming. The final episode of the owl house.

SO I WAS WATCHING THE LAST EPISODE OF THE OWL HOUSE AND IT ENDS WITH THEM SAYING BYEE TO US THE VIEWERS AND NOW IM SOBBING CAUSE I KNOW UNLESS GOD GRACES THE PERSON WHO CANCELED THE SHOW WITH SOME BRAINS WE WONT GET MORE OF THIS WHOLESOME SHIT AND I WANNA SCREAM LAUGH AND SOB HYSTERICALLY UNTIL MY HEART POUNDS BECAUSE OF IT

You ever just..

Look through your old tumblr blog and want to give yourself an a for effort but simultaniosly throw up. thats what im feeling.

Ok Im HORRIBLE at keeping track of things, as you can see if youve looked through my trashy (in a good way?) blog, And ive lost a book title so if anyone can help me heres what i remember.

Theres a pack of wolves and the book is mostly from their perspective. They go through a harsh winter at some point and their cubs cant feed from their mothers so they *inhales in disgusted* feed off of the adult wolves predigested food (i think they press against their muzzle or smth and it triggers a response) Two of the male wolves (brothers i think) are in this rivalry of sorts where one of them is constanlty trying to do better. And then i remember they both have cubs at different times and that theres this familial den or smth that one of the mothers dont wanna use because it smells like the other mother and her cubs.

but theres a lot of blanks and i really wanna read this again so please if you know tell me asap.

Love ya!

- Von-Lilith <3

(EDIT: FOUND IT ITS JULIE OF THE WOLVES)

How do you get Tumblr famous?

Like do you have a guide or should I just go through life waiting to blow up or smth.

luv ya!

Von-lilith

ARGHHHHH

Does anyone have like old clothes they don't want that are like Jorts or embroidered jeans in like size 29,30,31 men or 5,6,7 women in like Toronto man? I'll even bus to your place but man I am fifty shades of broke teen and would kill for clothes that make me comfortable. like JNCO jeans and shit like this. because tell me why they sell in the hundreds? (AliExpress looking tempting as hell and I'm trying not to give in)

or does anyone know where I can buy these or what thrift stores locations are good to shop at for stuff like it my mom said she might take me thrifting but fuck if I know where to go. I've kinda been feeling this Rokku gyaru, Punk mall goth, generally alt fusion style I made up in my head but I have no skirts or clothes in general that make the cut and even tho I'm more masc presenting a girls gotta have options so please. Black, white or plaid mini skirts; maxi skirts of any kind and baggy jeans in general. Or like point me to the nearest yard sale or thrift stores in your area. Also where do y'all get your arm warmers and leg warmers at DECENT prices (under 10 bucks man).

Luv ya,

Von-Lilith

p.s I was so nervous to post this and I used to be able to talk about anything online please be nice to me I still cry when I approach attractive people

Have you figured outhow to get popular on here yet?

Hahahaha... No but I have figured out how to push it a bit more! Im gonna link it to my tiktok and basically all of my social media and pray that it finds the right people.

I suppose Ill start posting more of my art here I've been working on a peice that I think might get Tumblr a bit more interested.. Thanks for asking!

Love ya,

Von-lilith

P.s if your curious my TikTok is d3c4y1ng_c0rps3s (I know its super friggin unnescasary but I've memorized it) My watpad is Matr1xey and my Ao3 is Matrixey (i make bad name choices)

Horror movies recs?!?!

I wont sugar coat it I got a list

killer klowns from outer space

the scream franchise

the saw franchise

the Friday the thirteenth franchise

nightmare on elm street

and I got a bunch of non horror movies I wanna watch but I need someone to tell me what the "classics" are when it comes to movies

what do you think is a movie that's "you haven't lived till you watched" worthy?

gonna start posting my art soon just gotta.. y'know.. art stuff...

should I post reviews on movies and shows cause I need to talk about dungeon meshi and my boring "I dont watch anime" "oh do you mean animation?' friends don't cut it.

WHY??!?!?!

WHY IS THE ALT GIRL TAG ALL CAM GIRLS??!?? I JUST WANTED TO SEE SOME FEM ALT OUTFITS AND ITS ALL BOOBIES? IM IN CLASS HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE WHY THERES TITTIES ON MY LAPTOP?!??

Edit: MY SCHOOL LAPTOP. THE ONE THAT MY TEACHER CAN MIRROR THE TABS ONTO HIS OWN AT ANYTIME.

YALL THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT

OK SO IN MY DREAM THERE WAS A FOUNDATION OR SUM SHIT CALLED BIMBOS FOR BETTER WHERE HORDES OF BIMBOS AND HIMBOS GET TOGETHER LOOKING CUNT AF AND RUNNING, No, STRUTTING CHARITY MARATHONS. SOMEONE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN BECAUSE I STAND FOR THIS

I was thinking about welcome home and I realize it’s high time I actually posted my one welcome home oc but eh 🤷🏽‍♀️

So the text with her name (my name) above it says

[lilith was a scraped character meant to be a acrobatic ball jointed doll (puppet) she would record birthday specials and occasionally do live shows. She ended up scrapped (due to) her faulty limbs which would fall off during shows and scare children. When inactive her head separates from her body becoming Lilith-01. Her body (who prefers being referred to as an object while separated from its head) Lilith-02 (or scrap) will preform tasks and play games while separate from lilith however will always keep Lilith near not for sight but for personal attachment. It enjoys lying dormant and scaring the neighbours. ]

And the Text by eepy Lilith is {Lilith expresses mild to extreme discomfort at being separated from her (scrap) body by force or for extended periods of time (but however has a lasting agreement for at least an hour of time apart while both are awake) her carved on smile presents challenges when expressing emotions, the emotional toll leaves a constant stream of tears present even while sleeping}

I dunno what half this lore was aboutt

Also that's not actually what it says but this version is better so...