Um, Can We Get This In A Two-player Legend Of Zelda, Please? This Is Gold, And I Need This In My Life.

Um, can we get this in a two-player Legend of Zelda, please?  This is gold, and I need this in my life.  Imagine going through a rough patch with your significant other or best friend.  Take turns being Zelda and find all the ways to screw over Link to work through the frustration.  I would 100% buy this if someone can make this happen.

Concept: a Legend of Zelda game where the “dungeons” are part of an ancient Hyrule-wide defence grid that’s been corrupted by Ganon’s magic. While Link goes about doing his thing, Zelda is holed up in a fortified shelter under Hyrule Castle that serves as the network’s command centre, and is able to remotely manipulate each dungeon’s layout, as well as the surrounding geography once full control of the dungeon in question has been reestablished.

Gameplay would involve flipping back and forth between Link doing his usual thing, and Zelda god-moding the terrain to solve higher-level puzzles, with ample opportunity to accidentally squish Link or drop him into bottomless pits or whatever if you screw up. Or, you know, just for fun. It’s okay – he gets better!

Additionally, early on Link would pick up a cute little drone that Zelda can teleoperate when a more direct hand is needed. It’s not combat capable, and to start with it can only flip switches, fit into small spaces that Link can’t, and be thrown by Link to deploy it into unreachable areas, but there’d be a series of upgrades over the course of the game that let it plant bombs and teleport and such. There’d be puzzles that would specifically require repeatedly switching between Link and Zelda (teleoperating the drone) to open paths for each other, Lost Vikings style.

(I would like to claim that this concept is meant to explore ways to give Zelda a more active role without just turning her into an ersatz Link, but in all candour it’s mostly aimed at manufacturing an excuse to have Zelda at some point say <hackervoice>”I’m in.”</hackervoice>)

This is just ridiculous now, come on…

Liquor is already gluten free!

Are my dad and I dumb, crazy, insane, or bored enough to go to the liquor store at six in the morning to get a bottle of limited edition bourbon each?

Side note: We’re decked out in full winter gear until they open around ten and it is current under thirty degrees and not even close to dawn

New story

I have just published a new monster of a one-shot on my FanFiction account, you can google me as crazypandagirl or find me on fanfiction.net

The story is called Breaking the Cycle, it is a Legend of Zelda and NCIS crossover. The summary is crap but... well, I’m really bad at summaries. It’s over 33k words and about 53 pages, so read at your own discretion. I’ll figure out how to post it here if anyone wants me to, but no promises.

Check out my other stories too, my crossovers seem to be fairly popular.

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy (but only if you want to)! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously if you want). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity ❤️

Okay, @lokimymuse, I’ll run with with.

1. Dogs at work (used to be mine at home but we had to say goodbye to him in August so now I get my puppy fix when customers bring them in shopping)

2. Starbucks (my boss proudly fuels my Starbucks addiction)

3. Bourbon hunting (the thrill of the hunt and joy at finding a limited release bottle is like nothing else)

4. Cooking with my mom (AKA experimenting on my dad and watching him enjoy the results of the shenanigans)

5. My chickens (flock of four, one of them likes perching herself on my right foot whenever I go in to feed them and collect their oversized eggs)

Considering I live under a rock, I’m not gonna be sharing this. Anyone who sees keep this going!

So it’s not just me?

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