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Tumblr Code.

Got acrylics to celebrate getting my double masters degree in public health… having a lot of buyers regret right about now. Asked for designs on multiple nails, instead got two charms and some glitter polish with otherwise no designs.

Literally showed this lady the necklace I wanted my nails to match and… now I’m about to paint my own designs over the plain blue. If I knew this was what I was getting along with my eyebrows waxed to half their size and totally mismatched, never would’ve gone to this place I saw fantastic reviews on

A smart car with a tow hitch at Costco

What is this guy gonna tow, air?

What’s he gonna buy, not toilet paper?

I don’t care the event or context, don’t disrupt ABBA’s Dancing Queen

Even four sheets to the wind drunk

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Gotta love when you feel like a tool against your boss when you find out they’ve got a pattern of activity and your instructions are actually entirely against policy.

Especially while you’re still on probation and the one informing the rest of leadership of the newest, biggest instance yet.

FOR FU**S SAKE

DO NOT HIRE PEOPLE FOR A JOB THEY CANNOT HANDLE THAT WILL REFLECT BADLY ON THE NEW PEOPLE THEY HAVE TO TRAIN AND SABOTAGE THEIR FU** ING CAREERS IN A JOB THEY ACTUALLY LOVE