Don't Worry Jeff, We've All Been There. I For One Used To Pronounce 'library' Like 'lie-berry'.

Don't worry Jeff, we've all been there. I for one used to pronounce 'library' like 'lie-berry'.

Jeff: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.

Hoodie: What are you saying? Say it again.

Jeff: Tubberware.

Hoodie: Say it again. Slow.

Jeff: Tubberware.

Hoodie: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Jeff: Tub.

Hoodie: Wrong.

Jeff: What do you mean, wrong?

Hoodie: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.

Jeff: What are you talking about?

Hoodie: Tupperware. Tupper.

Jeff: It’s tupper!

Hoodie: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.

Jeff: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

I really found that cody daydreaming about his weeding with his s_/o so cute!

So ai was think if you can writing of him reacting if his s/o thought and said the same at loud, los they wants to marry them (lie he would rent about it ?)-🔮

I wrote this as a scenario instead of HCs because I felt like it... Also this was really cute to write ^^

X-Virus x Reader: Wedding Talk

"Cody, Cody, look...!" You had been scrolling through your Tumblr feed and ended up coming across a photo of a young couple on their special day, holding each other close, smiles of endearment on their faces. You thought it was so sweet, you just had to share it with your boyfriend. "Aren't they cute together?"

He studied the picture on your phone for a moment before he tilted his head, a strange sparkle appearing in his eyes. "Yeah... Who are they?"

"Oh, I don't know," you said, shrugging your shoulders as you continued to look down at the screen. "I just couldn't help but think about us when I saw it, that's why it caught my attention."

Cody furrowed his eyebrows when those words left your mouth and he glanced over at you, wanting to make sure he heard correctly. "What does that mean?"

"Ya know...the idea of marriage and stuff." You met his gaze, your expression steadily becoming sheepish when he seemed taken off-guard. "I—I mean, you think about things like that too, right?"

Slowly, an excited grin spread across his cheeks, one so wide that his teeth began to show through. "I do. All the time."

"...Really?" He nodded and wrapped his arms around you, nuzzling his head against your shoulder.

"Yeah... Cause I wanna make you allllll mine someday. Like, really badly."

"Cody..." you giggled, trying to keep your balance as your finger tangled into his hair. "The feeling is mutual."

"That's good..." he cooed, tightening his hold slightly. "We can't have a one-sided marriage, after all. That would be silly."

"I suppose it would."

[Y/n]: Well...this is a nice change of scenery.

[Jeff]: It's a prison cell.

[Y\n]: I was being sarcastic.

Be strong, keep fighting a little longer. You can get through this. I believe in you.

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[Cody]: Smells flowers contentedly

[Y/n]: Smiles

[Natalie, whispering]: When are you gonna tell him that it's a fake bouquet?

[Y/n]: He cried for three days when he found out Peter Pan never existed.

[Y/n]: I think he'll be better off not knowing this.

Can we get an S/O who’s got the exact same birthday as BEN? Considering I share the same bday as him🙏

haha, that's so cool <3

Ben Drowned w/ a s/o who shares the same birthday

Oh, there would be a party for sure.

He would find it absolutely awesome that you were born on the same day that he was and would wave it around like a flag.

He's also convinced that such a coincidence isn't a coincidence at all and is, in fact, further proof that the two of you were destined to be together.

Although he doesn't need to eat to survive, good luck stopping him from devouring everything within his path like a dinosaur. This calls for celebration, after all!

And knowing Ben, there will be many, many choices because - speaking simply - he loves food.

Only the ones he deems 'cool' will be invited, even though it literally takes place in the living room, and if somebody that wasn't on his mental list happens to show up, they will be shooed away with a kind shock to the buttocks. More than likely, they will leave after that, because someone seldom wants to end up being unable to sit down.

Perhaps a bit unconventional but hey, they won't listen to him any other way. At least he has something to use against them.

And since he is a ghost, it's a little hard to retaliate.

Expect to have party games galore.

Pin the tail on the donkey, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, beer pong. Anything you could think about or ever desire to play, it will be there.

Also sick jams will be playing loudly through the speakers that he definitely didn't steal from Amazon.

Ben doesn't know the first thing about dancing but he will try.

And proceed to look like an idiot.

But as long as the both of you are having fun, who cares?

He certainly doesn't. The majority of the Manor's residents already think poorly about him, anyway.

In short, it will be chaotic, but a good time will surely be had. Just help him plan it and everything will be fine (hopefully). After all, this is as much your party as it is his, and he wants you to feel included!

After you've tuckered yourselves out, and everyone has left, he will probably challenge you to a gaming war, insisting that he'd beat you without any effort. Then he will fall asleep on your shoulder.

Cute lil' bean boi.