About The Ships Of Inuyasha

About the ships of Inuyasha

I hate them. I don’t think there was a single canonized relationship that I liked or cared about. This is only in reference to the anime because I didn’t own the manga when I watched this and I’m sure as hell not buying it now. Also I have like a base knowledge of what goes on in Yashahime and I won’t really be talking about Boruto’s weird little cousin series (the joke is that nobody liked these next gens).

!!!Warning shitty puns and jokes ahead!!!

The canon ships:

Inuyasha and Kagome: the og ship that should never have happened considering their first interaction was him trying to use her neck as target practice. Factor in Kikiyo and the whole “probably like 165+ years old” thang in and it’s a hell no from me dog. She really abandoned her perfectly stable home life for a dog boy and a life of demons. That’s crazy.

Miroku and Sango: I hate this ship because I hate Miroku. I hate the “overly persistent harasser gets the girl” trope so much which is also why I also hate Zenitsu. Add to that Miroku’s womanizing and sexual assaulting tendencies and you get a ship I want a black hole to swallow.

Sesshomaru and Rin: people can claim their relationship was short lived and not a father daughter bond until the day they die but we are not blind and it was made clear. “He didn’t even take care of her for that long” ok and? That mf is still pushing like 20x her age. Someone should euthanize that mf.

The semi-canon it-could’ve-happened-but-didn’t-section:

Koga and Kagome: I think this would end up right next to Inuyasha and Kagome because Koga’s first interaction with her is an attempted murder and kidnapping, also I think Koga might Inuyasha’s age. So this ship is barking up the wrong tree.

Inuyasha and Kikiyo: So, he’s still way older than Kikiyo but at least in this she’s a legal adult(I’m pretty sure she is anyway). Not only does this chick have a penchant for playing undead, she has tried to put Inuyasha in the dirt to join her in the afterlife. I guess shooting an arrow through someone’s heart would break it, who knew?

Non-canon ships:

Sesshomaru and Kagome: No. Just no. There’s the 100+ year age gap, the several attempted murders, and the fact that I don’t think Kagome would ever even consider looking at him like that.(though since she gave Inuyasha a chance, give them a long enough adventure together and she might consider it). This ship can go right to meet Inuyasha’s parents.

Shippo and literally anyone: I will consider it when they let him age. No dating until the flames of life hit lil dude like a truck and let him get older even then he really shouldn’t be dating any humans.

Kagome and Sango: It’s a ship… that exists? I don’t have anything else to say about that.

Miroku and Inuyasha: Yeah no, not happening. I don’t think Miroku would even accept gay people he seems like the type to be wildly homophobic.

Miroku and Kagome: But why? No really, why?

Naraku and Kagome: Enemies to lovers in the worst way.

Koga and Inuyasha: Bakudeku but somehow less toxic.

Koga and Sango: Have they met?

Kagome and the mf with the shark brother and lightning wheels: Kidnapping and attempted moida.

In the end

In the end I’m just another unhappy camper in the trailer park though. So it is what it is.

Got this image right under it 😂

apparently leaving the television on for your pets makes them fell less alone or anxious so here’s this sillly scenario

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr … y’all stuck with me for at least a little while longer

FIRST POST!

First post and I'm here for the violence. This post will be short and about my gripes with She-ra.

So... Basically back in like 2019-2020 I was hanging out with my cousins who kept clowning on me for not having seen the show. I decided to binge the whole thing and that took maybe 2 days of consistent watching and much attempted phone throwing to finish it. There were so many shitty characters, bad jokes, and stupid plot points that I wanted to just give up. Of course because I had already suffered through it once I went home and made my mother watch it with me again.

ROLL CALL!

Catra is an irredeemable ass who I guess tried to do the Zuko redemption ark thing and fell flat on her face. Still by far one of my favorite characters though. Adora has one of the worst haircuts I have seen in a while and her being a dumbass who still falls in love with Catra despite Catra actually being the cause of one of her friend's parents deaths is insane. Glimmer. Never liked her and I never will. Bow deserved better than GLimmer he really did. Entrapta is big relatable. Scorpia deserved better friends. Hordak is just daddy issues. Shadow Weaver needed her weave snatched. And the rest of them are not important enough for me to remember! In short fuck em. Fuck most of these low iq assholes.

The relationships roll call!

Catradora is a toxic disaster that was not well written in the slightest.

Glimbow or whatever you wanna call it just shouldn’t have happened. They didn’t have nearly enough chemistry and Glimmer spent the large majority of the series being an immature ass. Bow should’ve just stayed single.

Spin lady and Net toss lady I don’t give two shits about, they barely got enough screen time for me to even remember they existed with the exception of season five(?).

Entrapdak idk Hordak got them severe anger issues, I don’t see them lasting long.

Mermista and Seahawk I prefer them separate just because Seahawk was just too pushy.

And all the other weird little relationships that were probably better that were hinted at or teased get an honorable mention as it is what it is.

That’s just the people related things that bothered me but I’ll probably never make another post about this godforsaken show.

Eugeo steals Silica’s clothes. I don’t know how to spell his name

Everyone is arguing ichihime this and ichiruki that and my dumbass was sitting here like… wait I was shipping tatsuhime