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Bloodied Lust: A Hellsing Smut
I just finished watching the anime Hellsing and it honestly was one of the best I have watched in awhile. Watching it was stemmed from a suggestion made by the actual English voice actor of Alucard to me personally when I met him about a month ago.
Warnings: gore, lots of smut, dirty talk, attempted sexual assault.
Rating: NC-17
(Alucard x reader)
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You enjoyed the times that you visited your family on the English countryside. After moving to the city of London at age 25, you loved to escape to your old stomping grounds of the quaint village that you will always love. However, you had no idea of the darkness that surrounded the village as of recent. Vampires roamed the night, taking to the shadows to stalk their prey. In the past four months, six people have gone missing for unknown reasons and the police have not found the bodies as of yet. Your mother had warned you ahead of time about the disappearances and encouraged you to travel in groups when out at night. You should have listened to her the night you were walking home from a friend’s house, but you did not. This was the night you died but also the night that you were reborn.
You walked quickly down an ivy-covered, cobblestone alley, a shortcut you remember often taking when walking home from school. It was so late at night, that the streetlamps had turned off and the only thing lighting the path was the moonlight. You were a little tipsy from having several glasses of wine with a friend from childhood. Suddenly, a figure appeared at the end of the alley and spoke to you,
“Hey cutie, where you headed so late at night?”
You continued walking toward the figure, ready to push past it and ignore the advances. You had dealt with catcallers many times in the city, so it did not bother you as much as it used to. As you walked closer, you could see it was a middle aged man with a scruffy beard. He had an Irish accent, which was not common in this part of England. He started to get angry that you were ignoring him.
“Hey! I asked you a question!”
Just as you were putting your hand out to push past him, he grabbed it and slammed you against the alley’s brick walls, knocking the breath out of you.
“Listen bitch, you need to learn some manners. I’ll teach ya to mind a man.”
When the man spoke, you noticed his remarkably sharp canines and bright red eyes. Shit. Is he a vampire?
“A-are you a vampire? Vampires aren’t real!” You stammered, now frightened.
The man grinned wickedly, leaned in closer to your neck and inhaled deeply.
“Man, you smell so sweet. I haven’t had virgin blood in a while. This will be a treat.”
He can tell I’m a virgin just by smelling me? You thought. You started to panic.
In one swift motion, the man turned you around so that your face was smashed against the brick wall. The man swiftly pushed your pants to your knees.
“If you move or scream, I will suck you dry. I don’t want to do that right away. That would be no fun.” The man chuckled darkly and removed himself from you momentarily to remove his belt buckle and unzip his pants. Just as his rough touch returned to your body, you hear a new voice from behind you.
“Well, Well. Another scummy vampire to be rid of.” This man’s voice was deep and smooth as satin. It seemed that your attacker knew who the other man was as well.
“Ah, the famous Alucard from Hellsing. Did you finally come here to kill me? It took you long enough to come rescue this town from the disappearances.”
You heard the cock of a gun and you were pulled away from the wall by your attacker, bringing you in front of him as a human shield. Finally, you got a good look at the other man who interjected on this attack. He was tall and lanky with black hair that fell over his face. What made him really stand out was that he wore a bright red coat and the same colored hat. So this is Alucard.
“Gonna have to get her if you wanna get me, Alucard. Are ya gonna shoot this pretty girl? Ya know, before she dies, you’ll have to taste her. She’s got that sweet, virgin blood.”
Just past the glasses that he wore, you could see that Alucard bore the red eyes of a vampire. Tears sprung up in your eyes. Were two vampires about to fight over who was going to suck you dry?
“Please... just let me go home. Please.” You beg.
Alucard stepped closer and locked eyes with you.
“Tell me, girl, do you want to live?”
You nod furiously.
“Well, in order to do that, I am going to have to do something reckless. You’re going to have to trust me. I want you to say that you trust me.”
You hesitated. To trust or not, that is the question. All you wanted was to go home. Maybe Alucard would really help you out of this situation. Finally, with a sigh you say,
“I trust you.”
“Good girl.”
With that, Alucard raised his gun and shot you in the center of your chest without much warning. Your breath left you as you crumpled to the ground. Your chest burned and your breathing was shallow. You were struggling to hang on to life as Alucard knelt next to you.
“The vampire that attacked you is dead. Now, answer me this. Do you want to live forever? Remember, I am giving you the choice. You can die here or you can come with me.”
Through your pain, you nodded.
“Just make the pain go away.” You said through teary eyes.
Alucard seemed to handle you as gently as he could as he cradled you in his arms. You were quickly spiraling into unconsciousness and right before everything went black, there was a burning sensation on your neck where the vampire sank his teeth into your flesh. The burning equaled the amount of pain of getting a tattoo. At least it drew your attention away from the pain in your chest. The burning sensation quickly melted away to ecstasy and you let out a small, pathetic whimper; like a newborn kitten meowing for the first time. You no longer felt any pain, not in your neck nor your gunshot wound. All you felt was bliss. Alucard released your neck and licked the wound clean, making you gasp and bringing you back to reality.
“You are going to feel tired soon. Don’t fight it. You need to rest.”
Alucard stood up swiftly, showing no sign of struggle in bearing your weight.
**
You don’t remember arriving at Hellsing headquarters, nor do you remember changing clothes. However, you lay in a giant bed made of red satin sheets and wore one of Alucard’s white button downs that fit you like a dress. The room was dark, but you could see everything in it, from the picture frames on the wall, to the wooden table and chairs in the middle of the room. The only light in the room was a single flickering candle, for there were no windows in the room.
The man who had saved you was nowhere to be found until you heard his voice.
“Good. You’re awake. Are you rested, girl?”
“W-where am I? Where are you? Also, my names not ‘girl’. It’s (Y/N).”
Alucard chuckled.
“Apologies (Y/N). You’re in my room at Hellsing headquarters. I am not here physically with you, but since I turned you into a vampire, we are connected. I am your master.”
“So, I’m a vampire now?”
“Yes. Do you see the bucket on the table in front of you?”
“Yes.”
“I want you to drink what is inside that bucket. If you do, you will feel much better. I’m sure you are very hungry.”
“M-Master?”
“Yes?”
“Is it blood?”
“It is. Drink it.”
“Master, I can’t.”
“And why not? Don’t make me come feed you forcefully.”
“It’s human blood. I can smell it.”
“It’s blood that was donated willingly. Do not worry, that human that you are drinking from is still alive and well somewhere in the kingdom.”
Despite Alucard’s reassurance, you still could not find yourself to take your first sip of blood as a new vampire. You stood at the table staring at the bag of the sweet scarlet for who knows how long, struggling with your hunger and the human morality that you still had left when Alucard burst into the door. The two of you locked eyes.
“You still have not eaten, but I can see that you desperately want to. Why don’t you just do it?”
‘I’m sorry, Master. Even with your reassurance, I cannot bring myself to do it.”
“Well, I stand by my word. I will have to feed it to you myself then.”
Your breath caught in your throat as he strode over to where you were and grabbed the blood bag from the bucket. His eyes never left yours as he snatched the blood bag from the bucket and bit into it briefly before pulling away. Small amounts of crimson gathered at the side of his mouth, making you salivate. He sat himself down on one of the wooden chairs.
“Come here, little one.” Alucard gestured toward his lap and you obeyed, somehow your body moving faster than your brain did. You straddled his tall, lanky body. He held your chin as his lips collided with yours and the first drops of crimson invading your mouth made you groan. It tasted very good.
“So good.” you moaned before deeply kissing your Master to clean every last drop of blood from his mouth. Your body was experiencing feelings of euphoria, a feeling you have never experienced in such a strong way before. It was almost too much. Lust, happiness, but most importantly, your thirst for blood was finally somewhat quenched. You wanted more.
“There, now was that so hard?” Alucard said as the two of you pulled away momentarily.
You shake your head and smiled as you licked the remaining blood off the side of your mouth.
“Good. Now do I need to help you more?” a smirk spread across Alucard’s face.
“Yes, Master.” you giggled.
“If you must insist. Get up.”
You obeyed and waited for your master’s orders.
He took off his red, wide-brimmed hat and his glasses, the first time you have gotten a full look at his eyes. They were red, just like yours, but you swore that they were a deeper red somehow; and they stared right into your soul. He looked you up and down for a short while, making you tremble with his hard stare.
“Take your clothes off, little one.”
You bit your lip and started to peel each article of clothing off one by one, again you body reacting faster than your thoughts could. Alucard never took his eyes off of you. You moaned as the cool air in the chamber hit the most sensitive parts of your body.
“Are you still hungry, (Y/N)?”
“Yes, Master.”
Alucard stood up and removed the top half of his clothing. His tall, lanky, pale skin was more toned than you had originally thought. Alucard took the blood bag in his hands once more and let the crimson drip down his chest and it brought warmth in between your legs.
You could smell your own arousal and it not only surprised you, but it was also embarrassing. You were mortified when Alucard sniffed the air and another smirk spread across his face.
“Ah, I see what I’m doing to you now. Come. I want you to clean this up.”
His hand laced around the back of your neck and into your hair as you took no time to obey your master’s orders. You nipped softly as you cleaned streams of blood off of his chest to get a reaction from him, but he stood his ground with a great poker face. By the time you cleaned up all of the blood, you were kneeling in front of him, looking up at him with lust filled eyes.
“The smell of your arousal is strong, little one. Is there more you want from your master?”
You hesitated briefly, but then reached to unbuckle Alucard’s pants. He chuckled, but did not move or swat your hands away. You moaned as you reached in and pulled out his rock hard member. You held it in your hands and stroked it briefly before looking up at him.
“Master, may I?”
“Yes, you may.”
Your mouth closed around his shaft and you quickly went to work, surprising yourself with your dick-sucking skills, despite being a virgin. You finally heard a small groan from Alucard and you reward him by taking as much of his cock into your mouth as you could. He grabbed you by the hair and pulled you up.
“Are you sure you have never slept with someone else before? Your skills have surprised me.”
“It must have been the porn I have watched over the years.” You blushed.
“You sure are something. I think you will handle me just fine. Now, get back to work.”
Alucard slammed you back down onto your knees and you immediately took him back into your mouth.
“How would you like it if I released myself in all of your holes, little one? That way everyone will know that you are mine.”
You moaned around his shaft in response.
“I want a ‘yes, master’.”
Yes, Master. Please.”
Alucard moaned in satisfaction and began thrusting himself deeper into your mouth, making you gag and choke.
“Such a good girl.”
Spit and precum dribbled off of your chin and onto your chest as you took as much of Alucard’s length into your mouth as you could.
Your master didn't even warn you when he came into your mouth, leaving you surprised and writhing as his hot seed slid down your throat.
“You better swallow every last bit of that cum, my precious.”
You stood up, your legs numb from being in the kneeling position for a long period of time. You smiled up at your master and used your thumb to slide the remains of escaped seed back onto your tongue.
Without a word, Alucard scooped up your naked body and dropped you onto the silk sheets of his bed, ass in the air and your face in the sheets.
With the smell of your arousal still running rampant, Alucard knew you were ready for him. With a swift movement, his pants were removed and his hard member was ready for action.
“Now, which hole should I ravage first?” He slid his member up and down your wet slit making you mewl softly.
Without much warning, he slammed into your tight heat, making you cry out.
“I’m going to break you, girl.” Alucard said as he grabbed a fistful of your hair and pulled up, bringing your back against his chest.
As Alucard slammed relentlessly into you, a great pain wreaked havoc on your insides. It felt as if you were being torn open. You tensed up out of instinct but relaxed when Alucard whispered in your ear.
“I opened you, little one. Now the sensations will be a little more bearable.”
He slowed down for a moment to allow you to adjust to his length and when your screams of pain turned into moans of pleasure he continued to destroy your pussy. With each thrust from Alucard you felt him collide with your cervix. His length was just right for you and it hit all of the right places.
“That’s my girl.” Alucard whispered as he nipped at your neck with his sharp canines.
“Oh F-fuck! Master!”
Alucard chuckled darkly.
“Yes?”
“S-So G-good!”
Alucard wrapped a hand around your throat, squeezing just hard enough to make you wheeze a little.
“Does my little vampire slave want me to come inside her?”
“Yes. Please!”
“Say my name.”
You hesitated, thinking for a moment. Alucard had never formally told you his name. You had heard his name from the vampire that attacked you and nothing more.
“Alucard!”
“Louder.”
A pressure built up quickly in your core, something that you had never experienced before. It made you feel really warm inside and It made you moan even louder than before. You felt like you were going to explode.
“ALUCARD. MASTER. I- I THINK I’M..”
“Yes! Yes, cum for me, girl.”
You felt your walls tighten around Alucard’s member, causing him to groan softly before latching his fangs deep into your shoulder, making you moan once again.
“Fuck!”
Alucard’s pace did not stutter as he filled you up. The feeling of his warm seed filling you up made you tremble and you found that your womanhood was sensitive.
Alucard remained inside you as he licked the wound on your neck clean and with one last thrust, he pulled out, leaving you empty inside. You let your body fall back onto the sheets and moaned.
“Don’t worry, I’m not quite done with you yet.”
There was a brief moment where Alucard disappeared from behind you but soon returned, hoisting your ass straight into the air.
“I want you to spread those pretty little ass cheeks for me.”
“Master?”
“Remember when I told you I would cum in all of your holes? This is me keeping my promise.”
A few drops of cold liquid dropped right onto your asshole, making you flinch.
“Stay still, girl.”
Two fingers were immediately inserted into your asshole.
“Unlike the last time, I need to prepare you for this round.”
“Fuck! Master!”
“You are stretching well for me, (Y/N).”
A third finger was added and was aggressively mutilating your tightest hole. You were so overcome with lust that you became hysterical.
“Master, I want your dick inside my asshole. Fuck my ass just like you did my pussy!”
Alucard chuckled darkly once more.
“I see that my slave is eager. Well, master doesn’t want to disappoint now does he?”
Alucard teased your entrance before slowly entering into your asshole.
“Oh fuck! You’re stretching me so wide open!” You mewled.
“If you keep talking like that, you’re going to break me and I’ll cum in your pretty little asshole right now.”
You took this as an attack of opportunity.
“You see how big your dick is stretching me, master? How does it feel to have my tight walls constrict around you?”
Small moans escaped Alucard’s mouth with every sentence you spoke. His pace started to stutter.
“(Y/N), you’re ruining me.”
“Master, I want to look into your eyes as you cum inside me.”
“Very well.”
His cock never left your hole has he spun you around onto your back. Finally, you could see his face. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead and his eyes were dark with lust. His hands gripped your thighs and pinned them to the bed, allowing for you to be spread open for him. The sight of him all distraught like this allowed for your climax to climb quickly, making you cum once more with him not too far behind. With one last thrust, Alucard released himself for the last time inside of you with a small moan. He showered your neck with small kisses and then another love bite deep into your shoulder.
“Mine.” He growled.
Your body was numb to the sharp pain of his love bite due to the temporary feeling of it being weak. Your chest heaved to catch your breath as Alucard pulled himself out of you and buckled his pants back up. Your eyes were heavy as you made your way to the head of the bed to curl up and lay your head upon the pillows.
“You’re mine now, (Y/N).” Alucard’s husky voice said.
“Yes, master.” You mumbled. You were trembling from the cold in the room now as your body came down from its euphoria. You felt something being draped over you and when you looked, it was Alucard’s bright red coat. It smelled surprisingly of sandalwood, totally unexpected for what he does for a living. This was the smell of your master. You smiled softly and closed your eyes.
“Sleep, little one. I will be here with you.”
Your masters husky voice lulled you to sleep.
**
You awoke to the steady up-and-down motion of Alucard’s chest. Sometime during the night, he joined you and you had managed to lay your head on his bare chest. Strangely, he had no heartbeat, at least one you could hear. Was yours the same way? Both of your bodies were cold, but it didn’t matter to you. You sat up in bed and watched Alucard for a moment. Even for a vampire who slays his own kind, who's constantly on high alert, looked so peaceful when he slept.
You got up to stretch and return clothes to your body until you noticed the half used blood bag from the night before. You took it in your hands carefully, pondering for a moment until you finally sank your teeth into it, drinking eagerly. You heard Alucard chuckle from behind you as you felt his arms snake around your waist.
“I knew I could convince you. Is it good?”
You nod furiously.
As you were drinking, you felt the power of a new vampire coarse through your veins. A growl emitted from deep within your throat.
“That’s it. Good girl. You can let it out.”
Red fog started to gather around your feet as bits of vampiric power were bursting out of you. He never let go of you, not even once.
“I’m sorry, (Y/N). I did fail to mention what powers you obtain by being my creation. It’s a little hard to manage it for the first time.”
You started shaking from the pure strength of it all but you continued to drink. You felt 10x stronger than before.
Finally, you had finished every possible last drop from the bag and you allowed it to slip from your grasp. The extreme power you felt faded away.
“Oh fuck.” You mumbled.
Alucard spun you around to face him.
“The power you just felt was a part of mine. When I said we were connected, I meant we were truly connected. With time, you will learn how to control it all.” He paused and looked over the spots where he bit you. “The places where I bit you last night were bruised to hell. They’re healed now that you drank. This is why you must drink.”
“Yes, Master.” You smiled softly.
You used to think vampires were myths, simply creatures that existed in movies and books. After what you have gone through, you knew that you had been proven wrong. When that vampire attacked you you in the alleyway, You thought you were a goner But whoever or whatever runs the heavens above had a different plan for you that night. They had put you with Alucard. Maybe being a creature of the night wouldn’t be so bad after all.
The Baccara Rose.
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Cuddled up
They sound like little mosquitoes
The best crochet creation
A Little Help?
Had a horny thought last night and couldn't resist sharing it with fellow Hellsing lovers.
CW: Masturbation
You come home late one night. You set your keys and bag down on the kitchen table before turning to walk down the hall. You're about halfway there when something catches your eye in the living room. Dimly lit by a couple lamps, you see your roommate, Luke Valentine, sitting on the couch reading a book. You think nothing of it at first. He's done this many times, but then you hear something peculiar. Moans? What? You take a couple of steps forward to get a better look. He's shirtless, pants undone, and his cheeks are flushed, sweat glistening on his toned body. His golden locks stick to his face, his beautiful green eyes are half-lidded and clouded in lust, heavy breaths and loud moans escape his plump pale lips. You couldn't help but stare. He's always been so calm and soft-spoken. Hell, sometimes you forgot he even lived with you because of how quiet he was. This was definitely a sight to behold. One hand holds the erotic book, somehow flipping the pages with just his thumb. The other hand is stroking his weeping member vigorously, desperate for release. He whines, tightly closing his eyes, biting down on his lip to try and keep his sounds in, but to no avail. Wait, did he just moan your name? Multiple times? Has he done this before? You pick up the pace. You just want to get to your bedroom and pretend nothing happened. You've nearly made it past, only for him to turn his head in your direction at the last minute. You freeze in place. Blushing like mad, you open your mouth to apologize. However, being so flustered, you're unable to form a coherent sentence. Making direct eye contact, he smiles and asks, "Aren't you going to help me with this?"
Have fun filling in the blanks.
Boobs, butt, pussy, thighs, feet. Which man is which????
(I’m gonna divide this by fav body part then their fav sexual method like vaginal, anal, oral etc... so this is for a S/O with a vagina. Sorry this explanation sucks I just wanted to make sure I was inclusive. Also, this does not mean I am saying these guys would only be interested in these qualities in a person, nor that they would not be interested in someone who is male or has male features. The scenario here is that you two are already dating so this is describing their favorite part about you)
Walter:
Ass, he likes to watch you from behind
The way it swings slightly as you walk drives him nuts
It’ll mess his work up if he’s not careful
Everything’ll be going fine but then you walk by and he realizes he’s been cleaning a window with pinesol
Now he loves any chance to have sex with you, but if you were to give him a choice he’d choose anal
He loves how tight you are and the view it gives him of your ass
He’ll be massaging you as he thrusts, loving having his hands full of his favorite part of you as he gets to fuck you
Luke:
Tits man right here
All tits are beautiful, big, small it doesn’t matter to him
When you show off your cleavage he can’t even think straight
He’ll be sneaking peeks whenever he can, trying his best to be subtle but not always succeeding
That being said, he loves a good titjob
It can happen anywhere, he can pull you into a bathroom and get a good little something whenever he wants
He’s a busy man so he likes the convenience, plus he likes to see how messy he makes you
Jan:
This man is so sexual that it’s hard to say what his favorite is
Any bit of exposed skin excites him as long as it’s besides the usual arms and legs
I wouldn’t go so far as to say feet tho
He loves oral
He doesn’t even have to take his clothes off to enjoy it
Plus you can do it in so many exciting places, he loves the thrill of potentially being caught
Your lips make him look even bigger, boosting his ego
If you swallow, it’ll be even better
Anderson:
Hips
He is such an innocent man, he’ll divert his eyes from everything else
But when he sees those hips in a nice dress his mind goes blank
He can’t help imagining his hand cupping your sides, resting in the curve of your hip
In terms of sex he prefers very vanilla vaginal
Probably won’t do more than missionary without coaxing
He likes the thought of all the other things but his religious background makes him see them as “dirty”
Give it time tho, you can pull him in the right direction
The captain:
Ass
He likes to watch you from behind
Give him a glance over your shoulder and his mind will turn to jelly
Give it a shake and he’ll lose his mind
He loves to place his hands on both sides while resting his head on your shoulder
It puts him right at ease
He’s an anal fan
Doggy style king 😉
He loves resting his upper body on your back as he thrusts
Watch out, he’ll bite your neck
The major:
He’s grabby so anything he can grab he likes
Titties, ass, waist, as long as he can rest a hand there it’s perfect
He very much prefers vaginal
He loves cumming inside of you, filling you as much as possible
It’s so exciting to see it all leak out of you as you lay there all tired
Alucard:
Tits or ass it doesn’t matter much to him
He just likes to look at you
Any part you’re willing to show off to him is just another bonus
He likes to press his face against your body, rubbing against it
He loves vaginal, although anything is fantastic as long as it’s with you
Mating press is one of his favorite positions
He’s so rough, you’ll end up with bruises
But that’s a given no matter what you’re doing with him
A Little Help?
Had a horny thought last night and couldn't resist sharing it with fellow Hellsing lovers.
CW: Masturbation
You come home late one night. You set your keys and bag down on the kitchen table before turning to walk down the hall. You're about halfway there when something catches your eye in the living room. Dimly lit by a couple lamps, you see your roommate, Luke Valentine, sitting on the couch reading a book. You think nothing of it at first. He's done this many times, but then you hear something peculiar. Moans? What? You take a couple of steps forward to get a better look. He's shirtless, pants undone, and his cheeks are flushed, sweat glistening on his toned body. His golden locks stick to his face, his beautiful green eyes are half-lidded and clouded in lust, heavy breaths and loud moans escape his plump pale lips. You couldn't help but stare. He's always been so calm and soft-spoken. Hell, sometimes you forgot he even lived with you because of how quiet he was. This was definitely a sight to behold. One hand holds the erotic book, somehow flipping the pages with just his thumb. The other hand is stroking his weeping member vigorously, desperate for release. He whines, tightly closing his eyes, biting down on his lip to try and keep his sounds in, but to no avail. Wait, did he just moan your name? Multiple times? Has he done this before? You pick up the pace. You just want to get to your bedroom and pretend nothing happened. You've nearly made it past, only for him to turn his head in your direction at the last minute. You freeze in place. Blushing like mad, you open your mouth to apologize. However, being so flustered, you're unable to form a coherent sentence. Making direct eye contact, he smiles and asks, "Aren't you going to help me with this?"
Have fun filling in the blanks.
UGH Imagine Alucard fucking insecure fem reader in front of a mirror to show her just how sexy she really is. The whole time he’s purring words of praise and love into her ear. 😩🤚💦
Alucard Doing His S/O in Front of a Mirror (Headcannons)
Good luck finding a mirror inside Hellsing manor that doesn't have a silver back lining, although that in itself would make for quite the show
Alucard loves watching his invisible visage raw-dogging you like a ghost, the claw marks from his nails and the squeezing of your soft flesh appearing through the grip of an unseen force, seemingly being used against your will
Then again, Alucard knows how much you love staring at him, so it's only polite of him to meet you halfway and find a mirror in where you can actually see him ruining you like a well-loved toy
It's overwhelming to watch him in the reflection as he takes you from behind, his dark and looming presence towering over you, like a wolf devouring a rabbit
Sometimes when he really got into it, you'd try to look away in embarrassment at the sheer amount of sweat and...other liquids, that cover your bruised skin as Alucard continuously pounds into you from behind
But you know your lover will have none of that, and would quickly snag the back of your head, hair yanked between his fingers, and force you to look at you both as he continues to ruin you
Seeing you so bashful and wrecked really checks off a lot of boxes for Alucard, and will trigger his dastardly mouth to start going down on you verbally, just as his hips were smacking against you audibly
"This is my art, little one, don't you dare look away."
"Only you will ever get to see yourself like this, drink in your fill, as I know I will never been satiated."
"The more you squirm, the more marks I will leave on this tender body. But we both know how much you secretly enjoy showing them off, hm? You love to present my work to the world."
He will contort and play with you in ways you never knew your body capable, and thanks to his enormous size and girth, he knows it well too
Could you write some general Alucard x fem reader nsfw headcanons?
Sure <3
General Alucard x Fem S/O NSFW Headcannons (Those Nights)
A gentleman, but also a shit. No in between.
Sex for you and Alucard can be as intense and passionate as the last remaining light of a sunset over a star lit lake, hot, mesmerizing, and utterly feverish.
It's those nights of him pinning you under his weight, rutting into you steadily and without falter as he whispers dirty promises and sweet nothing into your ear, in any language you desire.
It's rendezvous right after missions, when Alucard is still covered in blood and gore, forcing you against the nearest wall and stripping your panties off to have his way with you, while the adrenaline is still spiking through his veins.
And it's slow and tender love-making in your bed during evenings when the nightmares seem too real, thinking he's back in that coffin, buried six feet under with a stake in his heart. Those moments are when Alucard holds you particularly tenderly, too soft to be the touch of a monster, too careful for a creature without a heart.
But there are also moments where he can't help but have fun with you. It's shit-eating grins, and diabolical laughter, using you like a toy and fucking you until you're begging for mercy. That Alucard is one you can see coming from a thousand miles away, just based off of the strut in his walk, and the swagger in his drawl.
You've devised a ritual for mentally preparing yourself for those nights, involving caffeinated tea, skin moisturizer, YouTube yoga, and a couple over-the-counter painkillers.
Integra got suspicious after the second time your bed frame was broken, and if it were not for Alucard's insistence on hearing it bang against the wall while he fucks you, you'd be sleeping in just a mattress on the floor by now.
It's those nights where he cracks morbid jokes while pounding you to oblivion, bending you in half and making you cry from the overstimulation, while he just smirks down at you in satisfaction.
It's long days when you are thoroughly reminded that you are only human, and he is a creature of lust and passion with a stamina that could rival a champion greyhound, and a cock that would make Asmodeous blush.
And it's broken promises that he will give you a break, only to pull you back onto his lap, forcing you to ride him until your legs feel like jelly, or taking you from behind until that damn bed frame breaks a fifth time.
Some days you wish you could just have a week off to heal your poor body, but all it takes is one smile from the handsome bastard, and your panties drop to the ground in an instant. Damn him to hell.
⟣┄─ ˑ 𝐈. ✧ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓
— ★ vladcard x afab!reader ⋆⋆⋆ smut. 18+ reader. requested by anon ········· › scenario where it is the first time the reader has sex with him please
cw: trauma, mention of past sexual abuse, soft angst, slow intimacy
Vlad’s posture was tense, his broad shoulders stiff and breaths slightly erratic, like he was holding himself back. When he finally spoke, his voice was quiet, shaky in a way you weren’t used to hearing. "There are things… things I’ve been through that you don’t know about." He paused, the words hanging in the air, filled with a vulnerability that made your chest tighten. His gaze dropped for a moment, like it took everything in him to admit it. "I don’t know if I can… be what you want."
You knew what he meant.
The trauma of his past, the years he spent as a prisoner, the things done to him that left invisible scars—he rarely spoke about them, but you understood the weight they held on his soul. And now, standing here with you, the past was clawing at him, threatening to pull him under.
"My lord" you coo, moving closer until your hand rested against his hard chest. You could feel his heartbeat, slow and steady but tense. "I would never hurt you, Vlad. We'll go slow."
Taking his large hand in yours, you led him to the bed, moving slowly, giving him time to process everything. When you sat down on the edge, he knelt in front of you, your hands still gently holding his.
"You don’t have to be strong all the time," you said softly. "Not with me."
His hands trembled slightly in yours, and you could feel the battle going on inside him. But after a moment, he squeezed your hands, like he was holding on to you for dear life.
"I don’t deserve you," he murmured, his voice cracking with emotion. "You deserve someone whole, someone—"
"You are enough for me," you interrupted, your voice firm but kind. "I love you, Vlad. All of you. Even the parts you think are broken."
He closed his eyes, exhaling a shaky breath, like he was trying to hold himself together. Slowly, he removed his hands from yours, moving your nightgown to reveal your plush thighs. He sighs at the sight, feeling goosebumps coat his tanned muscles. "My beautiful wife," he murmured.
His hands rested on your curvy waist, tentative, unsure. You could feel the tension in his body, but you didn’t rush him. You wanted him to feel safe, to know that he was in control.
Each touch was careful, gentle, letting him set the pace. Vlad leaned in, nudging your clit with his nose while taking in a breath. You jump at the sudden pressure, giggling when he looks up at you with big, pleading eyes, afraid he had already made a mistake. Then, he smiles at your playful reaction and lets his plush lips meet your drooling cunt.
You groan as his tongue slowly laps at your juices, eyes closed shut to relish in the taste. Vlad lets out deep, content rumbles as he makes out with your core, purring like the beast he was.
"I’ve never held someone so dear to me before…" He sighs, his grip tightening on your hips. The king continues the slow, calculating pace of his tongue, sucking on your clit with glossy eyes fixed on you. He mumbles more praises into you, but they fall on deaf ears due to the intensity of the pleasure you've dreamt of experiencing for so long.
He trailed lower to your leaking hole, working his tongue inside with eager motions. Instinctively, your fingers tangled in his long hair, tugging gently. For a split second, Vlad's body tensed, a sharp inhale betraying the flash of memory that cut through him—his mind drifting to a darker time, the pull of hair once a symbol of control, a reminder of his past torment.
But this was different. This was you, his queen, someone he trusted. The ghost of the trauma flickered briefly, but instead of retreating, something inside him shifted. Determination surged through him, moving his hands to your thighs to pull you closer. And with a low, guttural sound, he pressed his face further between your legs, his tongue moving with renewed fervor.
His long, dark hair clung to the insides of your legs, damp with sweat, as his tongue worked at a rapid pace, desperate to draw out every whimper that escaped your lips. You could feel the tension in him, the restrained power behind each ripple of his muscles, as though he was holding himself back from tearing you to shreds.
Vlad's eyes darkened, something primal sparking inside him. His breath hitched, a growl rumbling low in his throat as he gripped your thighs harder, almost possessively. The past might have haunted him, but right now, the only thing that mattered was the sound of your breathless moans, the taste of you on his tongue, and the way your body trembled beneath him.
Vlad finally pulled away, his mouth glistening with your arousal, his eyes dark and wild as he crawled up your body. His curls were a tangled mess, his hairy chest rising and falling heavily, and there was something almost primal in the way he looked at you.
The taste of you still lingered on his tongue as he pressed a bruising kiss to your mouth, his body hovering above yours, the weight of him making you feel trapped in the best way possible.
Without a word, his hands slid down to your hips, gripping them tightly as he positioned himself between your legs. You gasped as you felt his hard length tapping against your slick, groaning into each other mouths as you effortlessly lube him with your drooling cunt.
There was no hesitation now, only raw, animalistic need. Vlad's eyes locked onto yours, lust aching within him as he lined himself up with your entrance.
The stretch of him as he pushed into you was overwhelming, the sheer size of him filling you completely in one deep thrust. A strangled gasp escaped your lips as your back arched off the bed, your hands scrambling to grip his huge shoulders, nails digging into his skin as he stilled for just a moment, savoring the feeling of being inside you.
His breath came out in ragged pants, his forehead resting against yours, but the feral look in his eyes told you everything—he wasn’t going to be gentle.
Not anymore.
With a low, guttural growl, Vlad pulled his hips back and then slammed into you again, hard and fast, driving himself deeper with every powerful thrust. The pace he set was brutal, his hips pistoning into yours with the force of someone completely unleashed. His hands gripped your waist so tightly that you were sure there would be bruises, his fingers digging into your flesh as he fucked you like a man possessed. Each thrust sent shockwaves of pleasure through your body, the rough friction of him pounding into you making you see stars.
The sound of his skin slapping against yours filled the room, mingling with your desperate moans and his ragged, feral growls. His movements were frantic, animalistic, the control he’d tried to hold onto earlier now completely shattered. He buried himself in you over and over again, each thrust more forceful than the last, as though he needed to claim you, mark you, make you his in every possible way.
Your legs wrapped around his waist, pulling him even deeper, and Vlad let out a broken moan as your walls clenched around him. His rhythm faltered for just a moment before he regained his pace, driving into you with relentless force, the sweat dripping from his body as he fucked you with reckless abandon.
His lips found your neck, biting and sucking at the sensitive skin, marking you as his hips snapped against yours with brutal precision.
The pleasure was overwhelming, building with every hard thrust, your body arching up to meet his as you chased that edge again. Vlad’s growls grew louder, more primal, as his thrusts became erratic, his body trembling with the force of his need. You were both spiraling, lost in the intensity of the moment, the primal, animalistic rhythm of his hips driving you closer and closer to the brink.
“I love you,” he growled against your skin, his voice rough and possessive as he buried himself deep inside you, his hips grinding into yours as he took you, claimed you, over and over again. And when your release finally crashed over you, his name tore from your lips in a desperate cry, your body shuddering violently beneath him as he continued to pound into you, riding you through the waves of your orgasm until you were nothing but a quivering mess in his arms.
Vlad’s pace grew frantic, his thrusts erratic as the intensity of the moment overwhelmed him. His body trembled against yours, and as he buried himself inside you one last time, something inside him cracked. A strangled, broken sound escaped his lips, not the growl of a warrior but a whimper, soft and pained, like he was fighting against something much deeper than the pleasure. His hips jerked unevenly, and his body shook as he came, but there were no pleasure in his cries—only the raw, shaking sobs of a man haunted by his past.
Tears welled in his eyes, and his forehead pressed against your shoulder, his breath coming out in short, ragged gasps. His fingers dug into your hips, but there was no dominance left in him, only vulnerability as he clung to you, his body trembling uncontrollably. "I—I'm sorry," he choked out, his voice breaking with the weight of his emotions. "I—" His words dissolved into quiet sobs, his face buried against your neck as his body shuddered with each ragged breath.
You wrapped your arms around him, holding him close, your fingers gently threading through his hair as you whispered softly, "It’s okay, Vlad. It’s okay." Your voice was soothing, steady, grounding him as his sobs quieted, his body still trembling in your embrace. "You’re safe with me." You repeated, pressing soft kisses to his head, cradling him in your arms as he slowly came down from the overwhelming intensity of it all, the weight of his trauma still heavy, but eased by the warmth of your reassurance.
I absolutely LOVE those orgasm headcanons! But I was wondering what do you think Luke's Female s/o could do to make him moan loud and deep and get a little shaky? Because I am a HUGE sucker for that kind of stuff. ♡
Luke is big on appearances
He doesn’t want to seem weak to others
With you he’s more ok with showing that side of him, but he doesn’t want you to see him looking a mess
That’s why he focuses so much while in bed with you
He’ll bite his lip till it bleeds before he lets himself fall apart
However, if he’s not the one in control he can’t exactly stop that can he?
If you want to see him turn into a mess you’re going to have to be the one to do it to him
He rarely lets you take control though, so this is going to require a great deal of work on your part
You’ll have to catch him by surprise
Hop onto his lap or pin his thighs down to show him you’re in charge
Giving him a blowjob will work, but you’ll have to keep sucking after he cums or deny him an orgasm for it to make him scream
The first sign it’s working will be when he breathily moans “Y/N” his voice breaking
When you look up at him, he quickly tries to fix himself
But you look so cute with him in your mouth! It makes it hard to stay composed
“F-Fuck,” he moans, pushing your head down both to hide his face and because he wants you to take him deeper
If you go the other route and ride him, you’re gonna have to go wild
Get ready to slam down on that thing and make him beg for you
You can try choking, that’ll definitely throw him off
“I love how desperate your eyes look,” you tease him as you continue to squeeze his throat
Just a tiny bit of drool slips out of his mouth as he finally loses control of himself
When he moans, it’s like a scream
A sudden release of the sounds he’s been holding back so hard
They’re pleasure sounds, but damn it sounds like he’s in pain
His eyes will roll back when he finally cums
Later he’ll sheepishly ask you to do that again
He’ll be blushing and won’t make eye contact, not wanting you to see how badly he liked it
Jan: "Hey, wassup, Big Red! Long time no see!" *raises hand and waits for high five*
Alucard: ...
Jan: ...
Jan: "Wh-"
Alucard: "Get the hell away from me."
Some Alucard from Hellsing NSFW hcs, please? (He's one of my favorite vampires and I just love him 😍)
You asked, and you shall receive~
N.S.F.W. under the cut!
He’s dominant and takes the lead by definition - He’s so used to his ways as a Voivode that he can’t do things any other way.
He’s more traditional, but with a little speck of the modern world and vampirism - He enjoys a bit of bondage, but would prefer taking his time with you, going cruelly slow and sensual until he hears you begging for his mercy.
He doesn’t want getting rough with you unless you ask, in fear of hurting you, and even then, he would be very careful not to do something bad with his vampiric strength.
It takes a shit ton of composure out of him to not bite your neck when he kisses you, but even if you allow him to take a taste of your sweet blood, stopping would be the most difficult thing he’s ever done in his life.
Alucard prefers being on top, he loves looking down at you and taking in the sweet imagine of you and all the expressions you make while he’s hitting all the right spots, but if you ever want to have your fun riding him, he wouldn’t deny you.
Don’t be afraid during oral, he knows very well not to mistakenly scratch you with his long fangs... But he has a long tongue that does absolute miracles, and you don’t need any religious figure to reach Heaven anymore.
He doesn’t talk much, and most sounds would be low grunts, but he’ll check on you frequently and make sure you’re okay and that he’s not being too much for you.
Alucard lives only for your pleasure - He’s old and doesn’t care much for his anymore - But yours is absolutely the most important.
When you’re done, Alucard would bring you to his chest and stroke your hair lovingly, whispering a soft ‘I love you’, when he’s sure you’ve fallen asleep.
A/N: These are more for Canon Alucard… So don’t worry about some of the scenarios never happening, or maybe you should worry ;)
Also I’m ngl I got a bit lazy towards the end since I’ve been working on this for 12hrs straight
Also also- I accidentally made it sweet XD
Alucard NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
The No Life King is also the Aftercare King, pampering you after every mind numbing experience.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Alucard’s favorite body part of his is his tongue, because he just loves to taste you; whether it be the sweetness of your cunt when he’s eating you out, or tasting the salty sweat that coats your body when he runs his long tongue across your skin during sex.
His favorite body part of yours would have to be your hands, even outside of the bedroom Alucard loves your hands. It’s because he knows what they’re capable of, he knows how easily your fingers can go from softly caressing his skin to effortlessly crushing an enemy’s windpipe.
He loved how you can gently run your fingers through his hair during innocent kissing, but if you’re not careful you’ll rip it out when you grip his hair at the roots during your orgasms.
The intense orgasms that only he can make you experience, because no one will ever be able to pleasure you better than he does.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Alucard kind of likes kissing after a blow job; it’s not that he likes the taste of himself- he doesn’t care much for it- but it’s the fact that he is the one that put the taste in your mouth.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Alucard might not act like it but we all know he likes it when you unintentionally hurt him; whether it’s biting him, or pulling his hair, or scratching down his back and digging your nails deep into his skin to the point where he’ll have bruises.
But don’t worry, he’ll get you back for it
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Is this even a question?! He has been around for SIX HUNDRED YEARS! Of course he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he knows exactly what he wants.
Though you have managed to surprise him with a few ideas
(I’m still debating on if human Alucard is/was a total man whore or not)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Alucard's favorite position to start out in is you riding him while he’s on his throne. He loves kissing on your neck and how you moan so close to his ear, and how his hands fit perfectly on your hip dips. But most importantly he likes seeing your face, so he can look into your eyes and how your pupils get so dilated when he fucks you stupid. He’ll say things about how you’re a queen and how he’ll share his throne… it’s a bit corny but cut the man a break
Then he’ll move you to a table or bed or flat surface where you’re on your back and he’s standing. It makes it easier for him to wreck your insides that way since he’ll have more leverage
G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Alucard will sometimes make jokes beforehand in order to catch you off guard; making you all kinds of blushy and sending goosebumps across your skin because your thoughts turn dirty.
During sex though? Alucard isn’t necessarily goofy; yes, he will laugh as he teases and taunts you but that’s just because he likes you when you’re desperate for him. He loves it when you whine, beg, and plead for him to let you have the ‘honor’ of pleasuring him.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Alucard is well groomed, keeping things neat and trimmed. Yes, the carpets match the drapes.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
When Alucard first starts out there is no romance, you are nothing to him. He will treat you like you’re only good for one thing- and one thing only- being his personal fuck toy. During this time your pleasure doesn’t matter to him whatsoever, but he knows that you get off of him being like this anyway.
After Alucard gets all the sexual frustration out of his system he can be the softest and sweetest man because he became a hopeless romantic after he gained feelings for you. He will tell you sweet nothings
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Well, this is also kinda a dirty secret of his… he jerks off into your panties.
You have woken Alucard plenty of times by shifting in your sleep, and a few of those times you rubbed your ass right against his crotch.
The first time it happened he didn’t know what to do because he didn’t want to wake you up. But if he doesn’t deal with it you were going to end up waking up anyway because there was going to be something hard against your back.
He luckily got out of bed without waking you and snuck off to the bathroom, his plan was to jerk off into some toilet paper then flush the evidence.
But of course there was none, so in a panic he looked for something around the bathroom that he could use.
Alucard spotted the pair of panties that you were wearing before he stripped you of them so you two could fuck in the shower and decided that would be the substitute for the time being.
He wrapped the soft lingerie around his now throbbing cock and began relieving himself.
By the end of it he realized that he likes using your panties when he is unable to use your pussy. So now any time he gets a hard on at an inconvenient time he sneaks off to your room and grabs a pair of your dirty panties to use to relieve himself if he’s able to.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Oh my… where do we start-
I guess we get the obvious ones out of the way; BDSM for one
Size Kink because he likes that you’re so small compared to him and he’ll tease you for it when you try to act all tough
Gunplay without a doubt but it’s not where he wants you scared of the gun, he likes it when you grind against it. Oh yes, he will fuck you- well he’ll have you fuck yourself- on the barrel of his 16 in” pistol. Holding it in between your legs as he watches you shiver as you rub your clit against the cold metal.
He praises; “you take my cock so well” “baby your pussy feels so good” “mmm, just like that baby” “you’re so beautiful when you moan like”
And degrades: “you whine like a bitch in heat” “I bet you like it like that, huh? I wouldn’t expect any less from a slut like you” “I know a dirty whore like you can take more than just that” “beg for me” “you’re such a messy girl, look at the mess you made on my fingers” “
And can do both at once: “Good job slut” “my pretty little fuck toy” “you’re so cute when you’re desperate for my cock”
Dacryphilia, and he will tease you about it; “you’re so pretty when you cry” “oh look, you’re so desperate for my cock that you’re crying for it”
He might have a small hand kink, it’s definitely due to being touch deprived for years but also because he likes seeing how violent you can be with your hands
Blood play (as a vampire) once again going back to his violent nature, plus I’m just going to use the excuse that blood play is just food play for vampires :D
He just likes see you being violent towards your victims because you might be the big bad wolf to them, but in the bedroom you’re as submissive as a puppy
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
I think Canon Alucard would want to have sex in his room, it might be basic but he likes the privacy and it’s more intimate because nobody is going to hear you two. He is the cause of all those pretty moan of yours, so he believes it’s a symphony that only he should be allowed to hear
But some of my planned versions of Alucard? Oh honey… You poor little thing, he will fuck you whenever, wherever, and however (with consent of course) and you’re just going to have to put up with it
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
This is repetitive but; seeing you fight or fighting you him turns him on so fucking much
Seeing you in revealing clothing- if you’re in a mini skirt you best bet he’s going to have you keep it on while he fucks you.
If he can get to your breast without pushing up the shirt, the shirt is staying on without a doubt.
That choker you have on? He’ll tighten it so you’ll have a bruise tomorrow and he can’t do that, he’ll just work his way around it to get to your neck.
Those sexy boots you wear always look better when they’re on his shoulders
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Alucard won’t ever let you blindfold him or tie him up because he doesn’t like the feeling of being helpless.
He doesn’t really like being underneath someone as said before
But somehow he most DEFINITELY doesn’t mind it when you have his head trapped between your thighs. Like the man won’t let you choke him but he’s totally fine with the possibility of suffocating between your legs though
Also you’re not allowed anywhere near his back door- I’m not going to spell out the reasons why because if you know you know
Also he absolutely will NOT have threesomes, or be a cuckold because he is waaaaay too possessive to even think about sharing. He won’t do it, not ever.
Nor will ever have you watch him have sex with another person because he could never bring himself to
No watersports or scat play, nor is he into feet, or DDLG, also he may like blood but he won’t ever deal with period blood
Alucard doesn’t like hardcore nocon.
He does love seeing you helpless beneath him, but he will never take it upon himself to ‘force’ you into anything. Alucard always needs verbal consent from you directly before he ravages your body.
And he can deal with you telling him ‘it’s too much’ or ‘too big’ or ‘it hurts’ and things along those lines, that’ll boost his ego.
But Alucard can’t deal with hardcore noncon… Logically he understands that if he were to just grab you up and have his way with you it’d still be consensual unless you use the safe word.
But emotionally he could never bring himself to do such a thing as: drugging you, or pretending to kidnap and rape you, or have you act like you’re in fear for your life.
Alucard just CAN’T do it.
And most importantly he will NEVER pressure you into something you don’t want to do, NOR will he ever keep going after you use the safe word.
Idgaf if Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula’ has him being a rapist as canon. This is my fanfic and I’ll do as I want and I want Alucard to always be a gentleman until he gets permission to do otherwise
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Alucard likes giving more than receiving, it isn’t that you’re bad at giving head; you’re actually the best he’s ever had. But tasting you is a more rewarding experience for him, plus he loves seeing every little movement you make. He knows how to work that magnificent tongue in ways that never fail when it comes to making you weak.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Once again depending on the situation; though Alucard typically starts out with a fast and rough fuck to get out all that pent up anger that he experiences after dealing with people. Also he’ll wreck you when you’re bratty because somebody has to put you back in your place, and that somebody will only ever be him.
Then once all that anger is out- or when he’s decided you’ve had enough and you learned your lesson- he’ll be so soft and sweet.
Though there are days where he didn’t even intend to have sex with you- it kind of just happened- and those are the days he is slow and sensual from the get go.
It tends to be when one- or maybe even both- of you have a bad day and just want comfort from one another. It starts out with a hug and a kiss, then turns into cuddles in the bed with you both having barely anything on. You were in his button up and panties, while he was only in his boxers because that’s just how both of you sleep.
But that plan starts to go out the window when he pulls you closer and gives you a kiss, that’s followed by another kiss… and another, and another, and another… then next thing y’know Alucard’s asking for your consent and you’re giving it to him without any hesitation.
So he’s on top of you, softly kissing on your neck and gently thrusting into you, hitting your sweet spot every time. He tells you everything you need to hear:
“You’re so beautiful” “I am so lucky I have you”
And depending on how far along the relationship is Alucard will confess all his feelings during sex, because he can use it as a safety net and tell you “I only said it in the heat of the moment”
But he’ll confess by sayings things such as: “I love you” “you’re my everything” “I want you to spend forever with me”
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn’t like quickies, sure he’ll have one every now and then, but prefers to go until he can’t any more. And that’s a really long time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Alucard was around a long time before he was held captive in that basement, so he knows what he likes and doesn’t like. But he knows things have changed, so if you want to try something he’s down as long as it’s not you having any control over him and it’s not on his NO List
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Is this really a question? Alucard is a menace and can go from sunup to sundown, for days.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Most he has is blind fold and some restraints for you, but other than that he doesn’t have anything.
But you have toys and he’s not afraid to use them on you but he only does it to tease you though, to make you see how much you don’t need them because he can make you feel better than any toy you could ever find.
No toys are being used on him.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Alucard loves to tease, but also loves to get his dick wet. So the teasing happens until 1) he thinks you learned your lesson or 2) he can’t take it anymore. Then he’ll fuck you real rough and still manage to tease tf out of you while he’s railing you into next week
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Alucard isn’t too loud when he grunts and moans, but he will flatter you with that sultry voice of his. Though when he lets out that maniacal laugh it’s loud enough to rattle you to your core.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Alucard wishes he (or both of you) were human, because he wants you to have his baby and he’d have a breeding kink if it wasn’t for him not being able to get you pregnant.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Bro is 6’5” so leave that up to your imagination
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Alucard has been pent up for years and hasn’t had any sort of relief. He thought he was over sex because he never felt the urge to ever since he’s been reawakened, then he fell for you and that all changed. Now sometimes all he can think about you
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Sometimes he can fall asleep directly after because being in your arms is so comforting and reassuring. You make him feel ‘safe’ in a way, which is ironic because you’ll never be as strong as him.
Sometimes he doesn’t fall asleep until hours after because he watches you sleep. It’s not in a weird way though, he just gets caught up with taking in your beauty and he revels in the fact that he found someone like you.
Someone who accepts his flaws, and his past, and can handle all the Hell that he’s most likely going to bring in the future.
You put up with all his mood swings, but you won’t put up with his shit when he starts being a jerk. You won’t let him blatantly disrespect you, and have no problem- or fear- when it comes to standing up for yourself. Even if you’re dealing with a monster as powerful as him.
And you accept he’s a monster, a monster who you know has killed a countless amount of people and has no problem with killing more.
But it’s not like you’re any better because you’re a killer too. A killer that is almost as fucking crazy as him.
He knows there is a difference between you two though, you have more morals than he does, they’re twisted morals, but still morals.
And that's only scraping the surface. Alucard has so many thoughts that keep him up… it’s hard to believe that you have caused the ‘King of Vampires’ to have so many insecurities that it ain’t even funny.