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A Little Help?
Had a horny thought last night and couldn't resist sharing it with fellow Hellsing lovers.
CW: Masturbation
You come home late one night. You set your keys and bag down on the kitchen table before turning to walk down the hall. You're about halfway there when something catches your eye in the living room. Dimly lit by a couple lamps, you see your roommate, Luke Valentine, sitting on the couch reading a book. You think nothing of it at first. He's done this many times, but then you hear something peculiar. Moans? What? You take a couple of steps forward to get a better look. He's shirtless, pants undone, and his cheeks are flushed, sweat glistening on his toned body. His golden locks stick to his face, his beautiful green eyes are half-lidded and clouded in lust, heavy breaths and loud moans escape his plump pale lips. You couldn't help but stare. He's always been so calm and soft-spoken. Hell, sometimes you forgot he even lived with you because of how quiet he was. This was definitely a sight to behold. One hand holds the erotic book, somehow flipping the pages with just his thumb. The other hand is stroking his weeping member vigorously, desperate for release. He whines, tightly closing his eyes, biting down on his lip to try and keep his sounds in, but to no avail. Wait, did he just moan your name? Multiple times? Has he done this before? You pick up the pace. You just want to get to your bedroom and pretend nothing happened. You've nearly made it past, only for him to turn his head in your direction at the last minute. You freeze in place. Blushing like mad, you open your mouth to apologize. However, being so flustered, you're unable to form a coherent sentence. Making direct eye contact, he smiles and asks, "Aren't you going to help me with this?"
Have fun filling in the blanks.
Hellsing Headcanon
Luke is just as horny as his brother. He's just a lot better at hiding it. I headcanon him as a bookworm anyway, so he definitely reads steamy romance novels after a long day of work (and putting up with Jan's antics) to relieve some pent-up stress.
Luke Valentine really thought he'd be able to kill Alucard, who's not only the first and most powerful vampire, but was Vlad the Impaler in life. Man's was WAY in over his head.
My blond baby (I hate him with all my being)
Fucked around on capcut templates~
I am MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN RAHHHHH
*twirling my hair and giggling*
they match my freaks, Let's gooo
Ok, i made it for a user that published a image that when i watch ir i said "i need to draw it" and I hope that @oliverwritesstorys like it XD.
PD: Y/N i don't had idea how to draw her, i just the improvised hehe (sorry for my English (๑•﹏•) )
This is the link of the imagen: https://oliverwritesstorys.tumblr.com/post/650048076874203136/my-handwriting-is-kinda-bad-but-this-is-a
Well, I didn't think about it, but I think I get some:
-I think he would be the type of strict father but that he is also sweet, although somewhat dramatic and overprotective.
-He would let your daughter do things to her hair, she will wear something delicate later, but that smile will do.
-He's competitive, but if it is about playing with your children like soccer, chess, among others; there will be moments where he must swallow his pride and let your childrens be won.
-It's doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl, they will prevent them from approaching their uncle Jan because it could be a bad influence. Although Jan does notice that well ... If it is with a boy he will believe that he doesn't want the infant to learn what is "fun", if funny it refers to harassing mature women and sucking their blood or starting conflicts over "x" something that includes weapons then yes, that fun; And if is a girl, then he thinks that his own brother takes him for a degenerate and is offended, there Luke should explain the real reason.
- With the daughter, he will have to put up with barbie-type movies where fairies and princesses are involved, that is, if that makes her happy, then hold on. Although poor wife Y / N who will have to listen to him complaints about the plot of those movies when the two of them are alone lol.
-Depending on whether they were born with vampire genetics there out of concern and safety, he will teach them how to avoid the sun too much if they don't want to be fried or that from time to time they must drink blood in a bag that he and the mother bring them, among other things .
-Luke will try not to involve them too much with Millenium because:
• With Schrödinger, since he would be the most "decent" and the closest thing to a friend of his age, the problem comes that they are not going to make him play "war games" in a literal or minimal if it involves the cat boy dying and reviving and I left the little boy traumatized ... although he may be exaggerating... maybe....
• With Rip Van Winkle she would be the almost trustworthy babysitter, a fun one (that offends Jan), but it is not going to be that she is going to teach her to use weapons at an early age or that in an unforeseen event for Rip: or she ends up taking the boy on his mission Or he entrusts someone who Luke does not trust to take care of him while for example with the Doc or the Captain.
• With the Doc well ... let's just say that he don't want your little one turned into a deformed super vampire for war or whatever.
• already with the rest is how ... NO, more with the Major.
- If something will happen to him or someone hurt his children ... oh poor piece of shit, he doesn't know who he messed with. There Luke will make an unexpected visit with Jan aside as a support for what they are going to "Discuss" with the poor devil
- Luke would be the father who does not like at all that his daughter or son bring a possible love interest, but with his already teenage daughter, because he together with Jan would end up intimidating the young future boyfriend with weapons in hand, well, with only Jan pointing at the boy's head or chest.
-The children and the wife would be interested in teasing Luke just to see his dramatic reactions because it is fun to see him like that, but they will not do it with bad intentions.
It's was pretty funny, sorry for my English but i hope that everyone was like it ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Yknow what’s wholesome?
Imagining Luke Valentine as a dad….I…
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Plz someone reblog this and give me good headcanons on that i’m STARVING-
It's here a Fanart of Luke Valentine Vaporwave version
and your without effects version
I hope do You like it @bloodsuckingvampire
As his last name “Valentine” suggests…he needs heart glasses to look cool while killing people!
lol
Hellsing Vine Compilation #2
Enjoy you Protestant fuckbuckets
Hellsing Vine Compilation XD
Jan and Luke are brothers, so they get into fights about the dumbest things, even when there's no reason that they are fighting they will fight.
After arguing over something they don't remember arguing about.
Jan: "Yeah well, you know what?" -Splashes Luke with water-
Luke: "Count your fucking days."
MY BABIESSS!!!! I LOVE THE VALENTINE BROTHERS (ESPECIALLY JAN)
It's been forever since I drew my favorite loser vampire brothers- Luke and Jan Valentine!! 💛💚
luke and baskerville. this is taking me out.
What's a favorite HC of yours on Hellsing?
PURRING. purring. purring. purring. purring.
all hellsing vampires have the ability to purr whenever they are elated or relaxed and it's canon idc. they have no control over when it occurs either. they can be in the middle of talking and it will start to rumble in their chest.
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Alucard
• i like to think that the more relaxed alucard is, the more prominent the vibration and volume from his purr becomes. imagine walking inside the basement to see him napping within his throne and all you hear are the echos of his loud ass purr throughout the empty space. that's probably what luke heard 0.3 seconds before rudely smashing his door in ova 2.
• alu also purrs in enjoyment of when blood, killing or a worthy opponent is involved, of course. one is probably unable to hear it over the sounds of bullets being fired, people screaming, chaos ensuing, but the second all of that dies down, his purr is all that's left to hear lmao. i love to think that this exact scenario happened during and after all of his kills at the hotel in ova 3. all of the horrific and twisted up corpses everywhere, but then there's just . . cute kitten noises in the corner. definitely brightens the mood LMAO.
Seras Victoria
• this girl is most likely always purring. she is so bubbly.
• whenever she receives praise from either alucard, integra, or walter, there she is, purring. she becomes overly joyful. pats on the head will without a doubt intensify the volume of it.
Luke Valentine
• luke is able to purr, but these are on rare occasions, since jan is aggravating the shit out of him 24/7.
Jan Valentine
• jan's purrs are absolutely obnoxiously loud, as loud as his foul mouth, but he can't help it. he's most likely always content because he refuses to give a fuck about anything that goes wrong in his undead life. ( hc created with @namelesscoward1 just yesterday PFF )
• luke has thrown a book at his head for purring so loudly. he missed, but he still got his point across. "would you keep it down?! i can't hear myself think with all of your racket!"
• sex? definitely gets him purring. the sight of big titties or a nice ass? definitely gets him purring.
• jan becomes ridiculously excited at the mere thought of death and guns. during previous millennium missions with his brother, his purr was noisy enough to completely give away their hideout position.
Rip Van Winkle
• give or take this woman to a few live operas and you will never hear the end of it.
• like seras, she has childlike characteristics. because she's so cheerful, i imagine her always being unable to silence her purrs as well.
• though, if you want to silence them, simply mention alucard's name. that will get her quiet real quick.
Tubalcain Alhambra
• I can totally see this man beginning to purr simply because you agreed to play a game of cards with him, especially when he's winning.
Been struggling w/ arting so have some older stuff!
Kira <3
Transcript
< Kira >
[Thoughts] Father gave me this new shirt. I've never been good with fashion...
I'll have to ask for input
[Speaking] What do you think
> Killer queen <
...? [Thumbs up & nod]
< Kira >
Queen says its good so it must be
I love the idea he and queen are just little buddies and queen acts his silly little moral compass and shit bc kira is too emotionally distant to use his brain so he relies on his giant ghost cat man.
Kira and Stray cat doodle I'm proud of to this day, even if its 2 years old lol
There is this character in Hellsing name luke valentine and honestly felt it was too perfect
I'm actually like- SUPER proud of this jotaro drawing- it's so good