crookedlystrangecandy - gala, Kurgarra (odd, mostly harmless)
gala, Kurgarra (odd, mostly harmless)

I am LHP neo-pagan witch who currently work primarily with Inanna/Ishtar/Astarte/Freyja/Lakapati aka Goddess of Lust, Sex, Fertility and Prosperity, Perversion, Magic, Transformation, Astrology and Prophecy, Mentoring, Knowledge, War, Wisdom and Wandering into Unknown, Queen of Heaven, Sky Goddess (Starry Night Skies of Infinte VOID where Infinity Shines) and Spirit; but also Leviathan (water), Lucifer (air), Ba'al (ze-Bul, earth), and Satan (fire). I am into energy and spirit work, sigils, lucid dreaming, hypnosis, meditation, chanting and other shamanic techniques, rituals, divinations and other things of an occult nature.

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I Have Been Working On This Comic Undergrowth For The Past Month And Im So Happy To Finally Be Able To

I Have Been Working On This Comic Undergrowth For The Past Month And Im So Happy To Finally Be Able To
I Have Been Working On This Comic Undergrowth For The Past Month And Im So Happy To Finally Be Able To
I Have Been Working On This Comic Undergrowth For The Past Month And Im So Happy To Finally Be Able To
I Have Been Working On This Comic Undergrowth For The Past Month And Im So Happy To Finally Be Able To

I have been working on this comic “Undergrowth” for the past month and I’m so happy to finally be able to share it with you!! This is the reason I haven’t been posting as much art on tumblr. I was very inspired by people who depict personal growth as a potted plant, and I wanted to do my own take on that idea: I think of it more as an entire forest or ecosystem within a person.

I hope reading this will inspire you to keep improving as a person even though it’s a process that is so difficult and convoluted.

[commission] [ko-fi] [Please do not repost my work!]

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More Posts from Crookedlystrangecandy

6 years ago

Beware of scam artists in the occult.

Recently raven-conspiracy has been trying to pass off his spirit shop as a legitimate form of witchcraft. The truth of the matter is spirit shops are nothing but lies and they prey upon vulnerable, young, and lonely people new to the Arte. People that are new don’t have the ropes yet. They don’t know what’s legit and what’s not. And if they’re lonely and looking for something to fill the void, these shops draw many of them in. Emotionally vulnerable people.

I approached him after a friend of mine got asked his opinion on spirit shops and as a seasoned occultist he said the same as I about them. It was probably raven-conspiracy because the next thing you know he was making vagueposts about practitioners he liked but how hurt he was about them putting down “his tradition.” There is no tradition when it comes to spirit shops. None. Research it. It is fakery. Malicious fakery. There are some occultists who charge for their services but they are services and are usually vetted with many years of experience and don’t demand cash up front. They don’t “sell” spirits. If they do–run!

Don’t get me wrong. I was pretty rude. But fucking ripping people off with scams is part of why no one takes magic seriously. Post my messages, raven-conspiracy. I don’t care. This isn’t shit I wouldn’t have said to him publicly. He is a scam artist. I would have given him a chance if he would have stepped up and talked to people about why they hurt him. I have every right to be angry with him. Not just on a personal level for being petty with my friends, another who he accused of cursing him (which is ridiculous by the way; only lolcows curse people on the internet) after they wouldn’t teach him any more tech realizing he was a con man. When you are trying to get your scam recognized as a legitimate form of witchcraft: you are harming the Arte. And I take that pretty personally too. Seriously stop. If you want to move on unfollow me and move on. Yeah, I was rude. But I gave him some privacy to resolve it and what did he do? He was avoidant and ran away. Because he’s a financial predator and someone had the audacity to see through it. Now he’s airing everything in the same breath he dramatically wipes away his crocodile tears and go “I’m washing my hands of this.” So which is it? It’s a display by a manipulator who wants your cash. And has no respect for the Arte.

I’m more upset with his scamming bullshit because truth be told he’s actually a half competent practitioner which means not only is he stealing people’s money, he’s making a dangerous situation…with the most vulnerable people. He needs to back up and reassess his foolishness but I can’t see someone this invested in fraudelence seeing why people are upset with him.

Though, to his credit, at least he wasn’t vagueing me. Still being avoidant. But step up to identify the person who has a problem with what you’re doing, raven-conspiracy. You won’t though because you know what you'rw doing is wrong. VERY unethical. I’m rude but I’m not stealing from lonely people who want spirit pals. That’s just pathetic and it does deserve harshness. It is low.

If someone tries to sell you a sell you a spirit and has any talent not only do they simply want your money but they don’t care about the possibility of putting you in harm’s way without your knowledge.

I will NOT sit around while people are hurt by someone who is basically preying upon the weak. Secondary to being petty to my friends. Very secondary. This is a serious matter.

Stay safe and keep your wallets close.

6 years ago

YOU TELL  ME MY DEITIES ARE DEMONS AND TELL ME NOT TO WORSHIP THEM!  

FUCK YOU EL in all of your forms, jewish, christian, and muslim!

I stood over the body of a muslim killed by another muslim for not praying to the god of abraham correctly and as his blood pooled at my feet while I searched for his murderer, I saw and felt clearly the same hand behind the christian and jewish faith, the cruel and filthy tyrant you hold sacred.

YOUR God will  soon lose his grip on this world as the old gods replace him

ASHERAH will be AVENGED and the patriarch will fall

Goyim Witches, please reblog

Dear Goyim Witches,

Stop. Using. Hebrew. In. Your. Spells/Other Witchcraft.

Hebrew is the religious and cultural language of the Jewish people.

Stop. Using. The. Star. Of. David. In. Your. Spells/Witchcraft.

The Star of David is a cultural and in modern times, religious symbol of the Jewish people.

Stop. Attempting. To. Practice. Kabbalah.

You HAVE to be Jewish to practice Kabbalah. Kabbalah is 100% based off of Judaism/Jewish myscitism.

Stop. Dressing. As. A. Stereotypical. Witch.

It’s not yours to reclaim. That stereotype of big curly, puffy hair, big noses, and pointed hat was created by antisemitic Medieval stereotypes of JEWS, not witches. They though that Judaism and Jews were sorcery and witchcraft which is why you have the Jew-codes witch look. We have suffered greatly for that stereotype because it comes FROM the belief of Judaism being a form of witchcraft (which is specifically why I’m asking you guys to stop using Hebrew, Kabbalah, and the Star of David in your magic if you aren’t Jewish)

Stop. “Praying”. To. Jewish. Angels/Spiritual Jewish. entities.

These entities are incredibly sacred, and again Judaism does not condone witchcraft, and has had a truamatic history of being compared or seen as witchcraft.

I don’t know how me, and other Jews can make it easier for you to understand. The Jewish people have a traumatic history of being seen as witchcraft to the point all witches in old fairy tales were Jew-coded. I’ve made so many posts about this.

Jewish people are NOT okay with goyim witches doing any of this shit, especially since many of your antisemitic. You are being an utter culture vulture and are enabling and encouraging our oppression.

Idc whether you think what you are doing is “out of respect” or that you think you are doing it with the “upmost care and delicacy” WE DONT CARE. We want you to stop, no bargaining, no budging. Just, stop.

Judaism is a CULTURE, a culture that has been oppressed for being seen as witchcraft. Judaism is a people that have been oppressed for thousands of years due to our language, our symbols, our spiritual entities. You do not get to profit, spiritually, fianically, emotionally, etc. off our oppression.

I tagged this with many tags used by witches in hopes you guys see this and understand how harmful your actions are to one of the oldest oppressed groups out there.

And like I said, goyim witches please reblog.

6 years ago
Relief From The Red Chapel Of Hatshepsut

Relief from the Red Chapel of Hatshepsut

She is depicted as a male pharaoh and joins Seshat (goddess of wisdom, knowledge, and writing) in the foundation ceremony required to demarcate a construction site. 

Reign of Hatshepsut. New Kingdom, 18th Dynasty, ca. 1478-1458 BC. The Red Chapel, Karnak Temple Complex. 

6 years ago
Even In Death You Cannot Respect A Woman Enough To Use Her Name. How Disgusting.
Even In Death You Cannot Respect A Woman Enough To Use Her Name. How Disgusting.

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

6 years ago
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