Whenever I Talk To Girls Im Like O H ........... My Gofd Hoyl T Shit . Hi Oh My G Helo Yuore Soo Ptretry

whenever i talk to girls im like o h ........... my gofd hoyl t shit . hi oh my g helo yuore soo ptretry h- and then i die

this is amazing ill cherish it forever

i was helping in the costume department for a play this year and the teacher that was supervising heard one of the other students use they/them pronouns for me and she asked "oh you go by they?" and i was like "im comfortable with any pronouns" and she looks at me like shes about to deliver the sickest burn ever and goes "so you're ok with someone calling you 'it'? like an animal???" and i said "it would be a new one for me but i wouldn't be opposed to being called 'it'" and she looked at me like i was insane lmao

then for the rest of rehearsals she would call me "it" and like side eye me aggressively like she was making a point and im like what do u think any/all pronouns means? like i literally dont give a fuck sjfhgkdjfg thanks

i have so many more stories about her shes so weird

its so fucking insane that not even 12 hours after sam "died" dean like immediately tried to kill himself like what the hell guys

and you dont even know which episode im talking about

bitches be like "its a free country free speech" after being a dick and hey yea we have free speech but you also have to deal with the consequences of being a huge asshole

i dont want to live past like 5 years old because like the life expectancy in america is only going up and 80 years seems like a long time

my issue is that i want a lot of piercings but then i would never actually wear any of them because theyd annoy me